cracker being considered a slur on twitch is wild. such a harmless word but I guess some white people are soft and brittle.. reminds me of one of my favorite snack foods
she was ethically opposed to the practice of assimilation into the hive mind but her dick was a fork and by g-d that goo girl pussy was starting to look like a toaster
why do you all hate our flash fiction
people on this website are so dramatic
reblog this and tag the first vine that comes to ur mind. mine is the one of the people yelling at cabbage
Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So
i hope fagginess and transness and dykness all take over and kill everyone
I haven’t been on tumblr for quite as long as a lot of people but over several years I’ve noticed this interesting gradual sorta,, shift in the general culture? that it went from this mostly depressed, nihilistic outlook where people would regularly joke about hating themselves and being hopeless and depressed, to a wave of vehemence of “STOP hating everything actually the world is Good and you deserve love!!!” type posts, to now, where those aggressive ‘PSAs’ have faded away and instead I regularly see people romanticizing simple things like stars and hot tea and rainy mornings, and waxing poetic about their friends, and just trying to put love out there. and I don’t know exactly what that means (someone who knows more than me could probably say something smart about generational expression and trauma or popular perception of mental health and whatnot), but I do know that it makes my heart very full to see people learn to love the world and themselves by extension, and a whole userbase adopting healthier coping mechanisms, and therefore teaching the younger users to do so as well. I might just be following different people, but I really do think we’ve grown. everyone has grown. five years ago it wasn’t unusual for the next post on my dash to be a scathing commentary on why nothing matters or an anon ripping into someone they barely knew or someone complaining about how pathetic their interests are. now I have mutuals who get excited and spam reblog art of cows and friends I see tagging each other in pictures of frogs and strangers writing paragraphs about how much I matter. it makes me happy. idk. just an observation I wanted to make. I think people are good and everyone’s just trying their best at the end of the day
I take it all back everyone on this site is toxic
Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
Me: Babe, you’re so funny!
My Boyfriend Who Sees All of Time Simultaneously : We have 1429 days before your tragic premature death. You will betray my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you.
Me: Awww, that’s sweet of you!
I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me
reminder that you aren't eating a grilled cheese with tomato soup rn
why are you talking about a soup and sandwich combo like it's molly
imagine how sweet it would be if like fuckin cnn or somethin cut to england and like people were devouring the royal family live on camera
even the baby one i dont give a fuck
are you seriously advocating for eating a toddler or am i fuckin illiterate
actually when i made this post it was a baby
certified iconic post
i hope you find someone that bites you, but is always gay and weird about it. peace and love on planat arrth
"ur eyebags r so deep" this & "u look so tired" that. nobody appreciates the disheveled swag




