ryan bergara doing the look sluttier every episode of puppet history challenge and he is winning
me and shiv roy are so twins cause my dad also loves me but doesn’t respect me because i’m a woman and thinks i have less value because i’m a woman and doesn’t respect my wishes because i’m a woman
breaking news❗️❗️❗️
local girl has worst case of daddy issues world has ever seen. doctors puzzled. WHO has been contacted.
so called free thinkers when there’s a puddle
shane madej and ryan bergera, you have changed my life. shane u demented genius. ryan u oscar’s grammys egot actor who loves his weird friend. the professor isn’t even shane to me anymore. he is a character of his own. a friend of mine. i cherish him as a member of my family. i have cried so many time over this series. it’s actually made me feel better about life and it’s end and the world. i love my little blue guy’s found family. i love my little blue guy learning to appreciate the present. i love my little blue guy and beef boy realizing how much they mean to each other and forgiving their pasts. thank u shane and ryan.
favorite dynamic is stupid but smart x smart but stupid
baby girl you won’t believe how many times i can rewatch this media
what’s biden’s plan to fix my chapped lips
The only reason I hope Hell exists is so Thatcher and Reagan have a place to suffer for eternity.
somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.
#yeah maybe i’m a marketing lab rat but at least my dash is in fucking chronological order
hellishrebuke
this ad appeared right after i read this post.
so yeah, they’re testing something, but in true lab rat fashion we have no fucking clue what
why are some months acceptable as names but not others. say “my name is june” and nobody bats an eye. say “hi im october” and the earth tilts 45 degrees off its axis. where are my hoes named January. my child is gonna pull up to kindergarten as November Tenth Calender Year Twenty Twenty Four Slayer and anyone who talks shit is losing an elbow or three.
rory flannigan from glee could be carried away by a large bird and there would be zero cultural impact
by talos this can’t be happening
are there ? like fandoms ? for football? like do people ship the players? write AUs? is there an ao3 tag for the nfl? i am going to look i so deeply hope there is
it’s getting fucknijg bad everybody! count your chickens and chug your ale!
i wish i could slay absolute penis but god cursed me with knowledge
i am a simple young gay with Father Trauma: my favorite characters in every piece of media i consume are the neurodivergent queer fools and the kind himbo dad
- ok it’s canon that nico gets super drained when he shadow travels right
- so if he has already used his powers a lot but is still somewhere dangerous, he just goes to the first safe place he can think of
- reyna’s bunk at camp jupiter, the infirmary at camp half blood, sally jackson’s apartment, he even went to bunker nine once
- but he’s super woozy and everything when he gets there- like he doesn’t even know where he ended up, can’t stand on his own
- long story short- will gives everyone the three C’s lesson
- How to Catch, Carry, and Care For an Exhausted Nico
- (nico doesn’t know about this)
- now whenever nico passes out, he always wakes up in an actual bed and he knows he’s safe with his family