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in light of the new tag censorship, i am once again posting this gif

in italy, lesbian parents are being removed from their child’s birth certificate in favor of the ‘biological parent’, regardless if that person ever had a role in raising the child. welsh has been doing this as well. it feels like we’re going back decades.

link to the news article, for anyone curious.

A few associations are helping the families that will have to fight for their parental rights: Legal Profession for LGBTI rights - Rete Lenford has pledged to cover legal costs - in national and supranational courts. For more infos see their Affermazione Costituzionale initiative (in Italian)

Edge (a network of LGBTI+ entrepreneurs, managers and professionals) is helping them: they have already donated 6.000€ and have set up a gofoundme to collect donations. Every donation will go directly to Rete Lenford.

super special award for every1 who survived 🥇

i think we're all so brave, actually

i made a version for the americans so they don't feel left out

i made a version

for the americans so

they don’t feel left out

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i WILL continue to post my own tiktoks because i am very funny

easily the best comment this tiktok received.

i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

everyone's saying it but yeah the new tumblr desktop layout is complete garbage lmao

yknow what i really can't fucking stand. how every social media now feels like it's designed for mobile first but then subsequently there is NO design for desktop and they just kinda slap a mobile interface onto a widescreen canvas and fill it with a solid color. like why is what feels like 60% of my dashboard just negative space on a 16:9 monitor. the entire thing is so fucking claustrophobic and just bunched together. use the space!!!! why are the timeline switcher tabs at the top of the screen getting cut off!!! you could fit all of them!!!

LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were

this is just absolutely not true. people do not normally drink printer ink.

the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter

twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

This was my barbenheimer

I think one of the most profound forms of love is "I'll try that, for you. I may not like it, but I'll try it."

It's a confused middle-aged man in a pottery class, whose daughter is helping him with his clay's plasticity. It's a kid scrunching up their brow while listening to their mom's favorite music, trying to figure out why she likes it. It's a girlfriend who says "Yes, I'll go with you" and her girlfriend cheering and buying a second ticket for a con. It's a friend half dragging another friend through an aquarium, the one being dragged laughing and calling out "Wait, wait, I know we're here for the exhibit, but I haven't been here! Slow down!"

It's being willing to spend some of your time trying something new because it makes someone you love happy.

I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.

AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE

for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis

dude, i think that’s a fairy

every ask to neil gaiman goes about like this:

greetings sire, i am but a worm beneath you, but my dear sister is deathly ill and your work is the only thing that brings her happiness still. anywho, in season 2 of good omens do crowley and aziraphale have fucknasty butt sex? thank you!

When I step outside, I get to smell flowers. That's what life is all about baby

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right

found a twitter tweet that was like "oh yeah content warning hatoful boyfriend has a lot of gore and violence" and every single person in the notes/retweets/qrts/whatever the fuck terms twitter has was going "WHAT THE FUCK IT HAS WHAT" and i find that hilarious because. large amounts of gore and violence is a tremendous understatement about the amount of stuff that goes down in hatoful boyfriend

my full trigger list for hatoful boyfriend (and its sequel), for anyone curious is:

just on the off chance anyone reading this doesn’t know what Hatoful Boyfriend is

wyd after eating this

After you eat that you sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed rhoncus.

if you see a suspicious looking ford explorer and can’t tell if it’s an undercover cop or not, look for the roof rails

these mfs

police model explorers don’t have them, the roof will be completely smooth other than possibly a fin or antenna at the back

i’ve found it to be the quickest and easiest way to tell, once you know what you’re looking for

In addition to that, here are some things I look for when identifying the secret police:

- can you see through the windows? SP have very darkly tinted windows, but if you can catch the light correctly you'll see they have the bars separating the back seat from the front. sometimes the extreme tint is an indicator by itself.

- does it have an odd addition to the driver side mirror? SP have hidden lights on their vehicles.

- does it have any markings? check if it has stickers, dealership tags, or anything that can identify it. if you find something, youre in the clear! if its generic plates and nothing else its another indication of SP.

- does it have extra brake lights? can you see additional unlit lights? those are the police lights.

- this one is for up close, but the driver will be in uniform if they're SP.

Stay safe folks.