redditors migrating to tumblr got me feeling like my roommates walked in on me sitting in front of the fridge shoving cheese in my mouth at 3am
Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.
"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.
Anonymous asked:
why are islamic dietary restrictions so unbelievably stupid
It’s not so bad, for example, it’s halal to eat your mom’s pussy
It’s not so bad, for
example, it’s halal to
eat your mom’s pussy
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were
Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this
Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this.
djkoenig-deactivated20140905
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
continueplease
✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
andwhentheskywasopened
i found it
the original post
i found it
eviesrealitychangesdaily
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
allons-ynumberten
*tour guide voice*
and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy
worldheritagepostorginization
World Heritage Post
Everyone here is dead.
“I just want someone to be truly happy because of me. Someone who is happy to see me, happy to hear me, happy to know me.”
— Unknown
This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.
Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…
pidgepitchu
ARIEL NEEDS LEGS
I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.
I’ve never drawn a comic before!
Happy 9th birthday to this post specifically.
Engraved Zippo lighters from the Vietnam War.
lesbianaunt
this is fucking incredible
“Someone can be madly in love with you and still not be ready. They can love you in a way you have never been loved and still not join you on the bridge. And whatever their reasons you must leave. Because you never ever have to inspire anyone to meet you on the bridge. You never ever have to convince someone to do the work to be ready. There is more extraordinary love, more love that you have never seen, out here in this wide and wild universe. And there is the love that will be ready.”
— Nayyirah Waheed
News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.
I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.
I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.
tuhmblr-logic
i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities
