What if we just started digging a huge hole
What if we just killed anyone who came near our hole
Some helpful tips for newcomers from Twitter:
- Truch your eglevigater so people don't think you're a voke
- The main way of planding wardic on Tumblr is merming, so always largan your spithers
- You can shooth your resils and lentries to "quotte"
- Nobody wants to get darrupted, so sten your correns offly
- NEVER GREEB; it's bad hootrum
- Remember: we're all in this together
Okay, I don’t want to pick a fight here, but quotte was discontinued after the whole thing with the jullup and it’s totally fine to greeb if you tag appropriately. And have the bandwidth, obviously.
I just don’t think we’ll get anywhere with this disinfo.
NEW TUMBLR UPDATE:
You can only like 4 posts a day and if you even think of reblogging we're going to blow your brains out
oh i'm never gonna be ten years old on the first day of summer vacation again huh
Shocking to me that there's such a fandom for Breaking Bad here on this website, full of people who found the moral nuance of Steven Universe to be unmanageable.
Tumblr continues to entertain and amaze.
the second Donna Tartt publishes her upcoming book I will turn into a monster (poetically though)
not that its an unpopular opinion but elon musk should kill himself
I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.
i forget that lana del rey was right . summertime sadness
just opened threads. it's basically a fake app from a tv show that a teenage girl uses right before being murdered by cyberbullies. not doing that again
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that’s his name
at my fathers funeral hitting the bong of grief
the bong of grief
every single bumper sticker hits like a fucking train
chai-spicer
Like gators since the Dawn of time there’s no need for this specimen to evolve further.
I think we as a culture don’t have enough sympathy for people who get dumped. Like, we think it’s funny and we look back on our bad breakups and chuckle at how dramatic we were at the time but like. At the time you’re literally the most miserable you’ve ever been in your life. Am I crazy? I haven’t been dumped in like 10 years but it caused me to go on a bender, not shower for a week, and then flee the state of Colorado once I realized it was Over over.
