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Bryce !

@fukutomis

They/Them | bisexual
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My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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aura-astrology-deactivated20200

‘wears all black in the middle of summer’ squad

gemini, leo, virgo, capricorn, aquarius

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 
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castiel-loves-humanity

I keep wondering if the last two are related

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danosaurswearbowties

Why am I laughing so much at this

[captions]

“I am very fucking convinced that spiders were put on this earth just to fuck with me! I was sitting here, minding my own goddamn business, and a little, tiny, 8-legged abomination came and crawled and sat on my leg! I didn’t even notice it until I looked down and you know what? I- I- I stood up and screamed and it just crawled away. I don’t even know where it is! I am a prisoner in my own home!”

Source: l0rd-capulet
Naruko: Whoa, what’s with the cast?
Kinjou: I sprained my wrist.
(later)
Kinjou: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Naruko: Yes.
Kinjou: I was hula-hooping. Makishima and I attend a class for fitness and fun.
Naruko: Oh, my God.
Kinjou: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
Naruko: Why are you telling me this?
Kinjou: Because no one will ever believe you.
Naruko: You sick son of a bitch.

me as a parent

kid: i'm hungry we need food
me: ok but beyonce is going on tour soon

~ Hanakumamii Character Challenge !!

Day 30 ✖ A character you will love and remember for the rest of your life

Kaworu Nagisa 「 渚 カヲル 」 Neon Genesis Evangelion

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i ship me and money