You wrote it on the wrong wall, Loki of the Jötnar 👀
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Heimdall: *gets what he rightfully deserves*
me who somehow got attached to him:
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HOW?
you can’t seriously exclusively play minecraft?
i can and i do
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If Monty were Gregory’s mentor:
Monty: Looks like this door requires a security card
Gregory: Do you have one of those?
Monty: *punching the steel door down* Nope
“My trauma made me kind” “my trauma didn’t make me kind, I made myself kind” yeah well my trauma made me cool and evil
Devotees to other gods: My Lord/Lady, Great One, Brilliant One, Lord/Lady [name]
Ares devotees: Hi dad
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The old gods aren't dead
They are always within us, around us. They love us. They care about us. They love us for who we are. We don't need to act different to impress them. They know our strength and weakness. They are all knowing. It's ok if you forget to perform a ritual for them. They understand us. They know we are having a hard time. It's ok if you don't have an altar. It's ok if you can't regularly perform rituals for them. They will still love you.
They assure us that they are there.
The love you feel for your family, friends or partners is Aphrodite.
The never ending fields of vegetation, gardens of flowers and the breeze of spring is Persephone.
The soothing rays of moon, the forests, mountains, wild animals is Artemis.
The warm rays of sun, the city, the music, art, tamed animals is Apollo.
The tall buildings, monuments, tools, crafts, fire is Hephaestus.
The feeling of anger, hatred, revenge, justice, bravery is Ares.
The books, new ideas, technology, intelligence is Athena.
The loud laughter, pranks, jokes, friendly rivalry, chaos is Eris.
The feeling of travelling, receiving a new message, learning a new word is Hermes.
The fun of watching a movie, dancing under the rain like crazy, being drunk is Dionysus.
Sometimes I think the batfam forgets they’re not biologically related (and that’s because my dad was adopted but he’d talk about his adoptive family’s health history, traits and be like ‘yea be on the look out for that. It runs in the family’ like SIR)
Anyway here we go with the post
Tim: [is a short king]
Old gala lady: “aw look at you! Bit on the small side for 17, don’t you think?”
Bruce: “not necessarily, the doctor sai-“
Lady: [pinching Tim’s cheeks] “don’t worry about it, love. You’ll grow up into a fine young man just like your father”
Bruce: “oh, um-“
Tim: [looks hopeful]
Bruce: “yes he will”
Dick: [filling out paperwork for superhero things] “hey Bruce, does diabetes runs in the family?”
Bruce: “uh, not sure. I don’t think so”
Dick: “ok great, what about…heart problems?”
Bruce: [thinks for a moment] “I think my grandfather had a heart attack in his mid fifties, hold on I have records”
They proceeded to spend 20 minutes looking at medical records and histories
Bruce: “wait”
Dick: “what?”
Bruce: “we’re idiots, you’re adopted Dick”
Dick: “… dammit, so what’s my families medical history!”
Jason: [talking with some friends] “yea and I have my dads curly hair, he also started going grey kinda early so that’s probably why I have this white streak”
Roy: “oh nice! Same thing with my red hair. Was your dad tall too?”
Jason: “he is pretty tall, 6’2” I believe. Built like a brick wall too, also a stubborn asshole”
Artemis: “you must be spitting image of him, I wish we could meet him”
Jason: “what? You’ve met Bruce”
Roy: “… aren’t you adopted?”
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lets get sillay
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babushka off her shits lets gooooo
sokka: hey, how’s the cutest guy around doing?
zuko: i don’t know. how are you, druk?
sokka:
zuko:
druk:
sokka: why would i be flirting with a dragon
zuko: i’m so sorry
This probably says something about me as a person.
Playing Stardew Valley is fun.
Jason: And everyone lived happily ever after. The end.
Damian: Thank you Todd. That was an adequate bedtime story.
Jason: No problem little wing. And remember if you have a nightmare I’m just a room over.
Damian, nodding: I will alert you if anything arises. Now please leave my room before I stab you.
Jason: Yeah, yeah, yeah fuck you too demon brat. I hope you die in your sleep.
Damian: And I hope you wake up in a grave and have to dig your way out again.
Dick and Tim stare at Jason from the hallway looking deeply disturbed.
Jason, smiles as he closes the door: He’s such a little rascal.
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-The Omni Loot Table: A loot meta-table that allows the user to roll randomly on the 109 tables this blog has collected. This grants a DM literally millions of unique trinkets, equipment and items that players can find to enrich their world and playing experience.
-All Unique Armors: Splint mail, studded leather and sturdy shields of all shapes, sizes and mysterious backgrounds. Distinctive armors that can serve as the basis for family heirlooms, legendary artifacts and magical or masterwork weapons.
-Masterwork Armor Bonuses: Over a dozen homebrew armor improvements, enhancements and modifications created though superior craftsmanship. These masterpieces though more powerful than ordinary armor would not be considered “magic” or “+1” objects.
-All Unique Minor Magic Weapons: A collection of flavourful weapons of artifact level quality suitable for low level characters. Much like the Minor Weapon Enchantments that some of them draw inspiration from, they provide small bonuses and combat options that are restrained by limited uses, niche situations or come with risky drawbacks.
-Minor Weapon Enchantments: A collection of minor bonuses that are weaker than a standard +1 weapons, as they come with trade-offs, risks, prerequisites, limited uses or niche benefits. These enchantments provide feat-like bonuses, low level class abilities, modify damage types, provide short bursts of power or replicate the effects of low levels spells. Rollable Minor Weapon Enchantments Table.
-All Minor Magical Items: Semi useful magical objects (If not always useful to an adventurer) that have little to no drawbacks associated with their use and are perfect for low level characters.
-All Unique Weapons: Blades, bludgeons and bows of all shapes, sizes and mysterious backgrounds. Distinctive weapons that can serve as the basis for family heirlooms, legendary artifacts and magical or masterwork weapons.
-Masterwork Weapon Bonuses: Over 20 homebrew weapon improvements, enhancements and modifications created though superior craftsmanship. These masterpieces though more powerful than ordinary weapons would not be considered “magic” or “+1” weapons. Compatible with Pathfinder, D&D 5e and other D20 systems. Rollable Masterwork Bonus Table
-Wild Magic Surges: A collection of Wild Surge options for DMs and PCs who find the published tables limiting, repetitive or boring, three things wild magic by definition, should never be. Rollable Wild Magic Surge Table.
-All Sealed Glass Vials: Faulty potions, weak elixirs, alchemical supplies, spell components, ritual elements, enchanting materials, crafting ingredients and magically preserved biological samples.
-All Books: An eclectic library of dusty tomes, fictional textbooks, pocketbooks, paperbacks, hardcovers, booklets, leaflets and magical manuals.
-All Rings: Enough rings and bands to wear three on every finger and toe while still having dozens to spare. These small circular pieces of gems, metal, wood or bone always add more to the story than the sum of their parts.
-All Necklaces: Pendants, amulets, lockets, chokers and other “Neck Slot” jewelry that grant an immediate glance into the bearer’s personality, wealth, rank or social class and often serves as an iconic part of that character’s look. While a locked metal torque can instantly mark the bearer a penniless slave and a string of lustrous pearls mark their owner a flauntingly wealthy noble, so can an adventurer’s necklace mark them as a creature to bestow quests upon.
-All Artifacts: Artist masterpieces, rare magics and opulent combinations of jewels and precious metals. These objects can be found in the throne rooms of kings, the demiplanes of archmages and the pinnacle of a dragon’s hoard.
-All Valuables: More useful than regular trinkets, these items have either a clear purpose, a reliable ability or are made from a fairly costly material.
-All Trinkets: Interesting baubles or semi magical items that have little to no practical in game or mechanical use for an adventurer.
-All Worthless Trinkets: Vaguely interesting garbage, vendor trash and junk loot. Not magical or mysterious like regular trinkets or worth anything more than a copper piece or two even if you could find someone to buy it in the first place.
-All Mottos: Whether they’re called adages, maxims or creeds, these simple statements are essentially promises made to oneself, family, or institution. A character’s motto can be a goal in itself or a moral anchor that centers his life and guides his action. A mixed collection of real life and fictional mottos that can aid a DM to quickly expand the history of the campaign or to aid a PC in a richer character creation.
-Battle Cries: Simplistic and bone chilling warcries, complex and inspiring calls to arms and primal wordless screams of rage that shakes the enemy down to their iron-shod boots. A collection of simple phrases, threats, insults and violent promises for creatures to yell before and during combat to add verbal spice to each attack.
-All Reference Tables: When a trinket calls for a Random Weapon, Random Color or Random Godly Domain and you can’t think of one offhand, just go here and either roll a die or select one of your own choosing.
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“There is no winner in dnd” you are so wrong it’s laughable, the winner is whoever can make the dm create the most new rules
Jesper only ends up dating Wylan because he spent years watching Kaz and learning exactly what not to do when talking to your crush.