people who put ketchup on eggs, you are not valid

People do this?!

I will not be slandered for my life decisions… #keepsavoryfoodssavory2kforever

wait, people eat their eggs without ketchup?! egg is bland as itself even cooked with salt and pepper. ketchup brings out the flavour of the egg (scrambled or sunny side up)

Ketchup and eggs is such a tasty combination

If this is up for discussion wait till you hear that I have mustard & baked beans

Ok new discussion, what the fuck

I dip chips in applesauce 

I like pasta with mayo fight me

Person A: I like to eat things ! Person B: Oh fuck, shit just got real ! Person A: I don't like vegetables though . Person C: Ima fuc u up!!! Person B: Hand me the popcorn, I'm bout to watch a gay porno ! Person A and C: *Eats veggies Person B:

Jelix is spreading around the globe ! Are you ready for the ship to fucking sail !? Cause I ain't ! (Still trying to get over Septiplier)

You: “Everybody shut up.” *picks up phone* “Hey mum.”

Friend 1: “HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!” Friend 2: “come back to bed” Friend 3: *various sex noises* Friend 4: “tell her i said hi” Friend 5: “Aye! Pass the weed” Friend 6: *blasting out curse words* Friend 7: “PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON”

Tag yourself I’m friend 7

Here we see Pride, Sloth, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Wrath, and Pride, in that order

I am friend 3 and 7

I'm friends 1 and 4...〒_〒

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

This one time I tripped

this one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

My cat got really protective of his roll of toilet paper so he tore up my face while i was sleeping (he almost got my eye the little shit)

I just wanted some squash.

This one time I had a scoliosis surgery

This one time I got a stick stuck in my arm.

Gotta catch’em all.

It's beautiful...

This is creepy as hell holy shit. Mirrors are a fucking tool you dumbasses happy signs don’t tell you if your hair’s straight or if there’s something on your face.

And why only in the girls room? That aspect very much gives off the message that girls are too weak to face life and look at themselves the way boys can.

“Do I have something in my teeth?”

“Fuck you! Body posi!”

Fucking end me please

Oof

Lol

“Hi, I’m delirious from The Banana Bus and you’re watching Disney Channel” *draws dick*

My childhood memories are being violated!

R.I.P. Septiplier

lol pewds

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Reblog and add your ships

(๑・ω-)～♥”

When you found someone who ship the same ships as you :

yeah.

Actually true.

LawLu is completely real 😍❤❤❤

Indeed it is!