I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman

ITS ONLY JULY FIRST

manga page redraw I probably wont finish

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less than 100 notes and someone has tagged this as a character from war and peace. tumblr is the best website on earth

i can’t blame him i’d do the same thing

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

someone should have sex

not it

#can someone please explain the origins of the ‘CELIBACY’ boy band gif to me? #I have yet to figure them out via @platypusparfait

so the original clip is when BTS was on james corden's show, and even the interview itself is so funny bc like one day before they came on his show, corden made fun of BTS fans and essentially said they're all ~dumb teenage girls~ and therefore their opinions don't matter, and obviously the fans did their usual thing on social media and nobody cared because it's james corden

BTS comes on the show the next day, they immediately bring it up and call him out on it, they obviously all hate his ass (and they never come on his show again), corden's making excuses for himself and avoiding accountability and being like "poor me i'm the real victim here!!!!!" and one of them literally responds to that by interrupting him and saying "we accept your apology :)"

after that, someone made this tiktok (and i saved it bc it makes me cry laugh every time):

and then someone used that tiktok to make the gif, and as far as i can tell, the first ever use of the gif was on the celibacy sweep tumblr poll:

how i spend my time on tumblr dot com

someone should have sex

not it

#can someone please explain the origins of the ‘CELIBACY’ boy band gif to me? #I have yet to figure them out via @platypusparfait

so the original clip is when BTS was on james corden's show, and even the interview itself is so funny bc like one day before they came on his show, corden made fun of BTS fans and essentially said they're all ~dumb teenage girls~ and therefore their opinions don't matter, and obviously the fans did their usual thing on social media and nobody cared because it's james corden

BTS comes on the show the next day, they immediately bring it up and call him out on it, they obviously all hate his ass (and they never come on his show again), corden's making excuses for himself and avoiding accountability and being like "poor me i'm the real victim here!!!!!" and one of them literally responds to that by interrupting him and saying "we accept your apology :)"

after that, someone made this tiktok (and i saved it bc it makes me cry laugh every time):

and then someone used that tiktok to make the gif, and as far as i can tell, the first ever use of the gif was on the celibacy sweep tumblr poll:

D. S. Stylus would be a beautiful name for a poet

i love it when girls are a bit insane actually

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN