Anonymous asked:
everytime i have a bug bite i gotta scratch i always have to say "i'ma so itchy!" bc of your moldy mario
my goal is to incorporate ima so itchy! into everyone's personal lexicon
codeinewarrior
this sounds like shit and it’s only a gif
if you love me sound off im sweaty and drunk off one 4loko on my couch id call this "at my worst" but its really "at my funnnest"
trying a 4loko if i die tell my story
im trying to put together what the aftertaste is like. like im familiar with the "malt liquor aftertaste" this tastes like. idk. burnt sugar. its so familiar its driving me crazy.
im like 40% through this thing
im oficially loko enough for this thing
ok. whyd my dashboard refresh and boot me to the top when i hit reblog on a post. functional website.
The Prince from A Hat In Time has been caught in the Trolley Problem!
Barreling down the tracks is a runaway trolley. The trolley is heading directly for five random people who are tied to the track. On an adjacent track is The Prince. As a bystander you have the following options:
- Flicking the lever, diverting the trolley onto the second track killing The Prince
- Doing nothing, causing the trolley to kill the five random people
Submission by @thefavoritefangirl
weedcellar
Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.
kimbras
im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante
🖍️this episode of bluey is called 'dragon'!🐉
woodussytaguser-deactivated2023
Fuck personality quizzes who do you think of when I say Neil
