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Hannah

@fudge-nd-fiddlesticks

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all-pacas

god the way people talk to their pets

like i’m calling myself out here but i just uttered the words “you did the stretch and now the rare and powerful double pets” (two hands at once!!) to my cat without a trace of irony

like i do not believe my cat understands a word of what i am saying but he absolutely knows my voice and i think also my tone? but also all day i’m just randomly looking over at him like “good boy!” or “are you fluffy?” or singing little songs about his current fluff levels. to an animal. a wonderful animal but a creature who absolutely does not speak english and probably only vaguely is like “this creature is communicating with me” when the strange noises come from the person’s mouth

like i just think about this sometimes

i never wanted to baby talk this cat, i dislike the whole “i am a cat mom and this is my baby” thing, he is a cat, i am a person, and yet i just spend all day talking at him. while typing this he rolled over to show off his tummy and i had to restrain myself from saying “you got a tummy?” aloud. and then i did it anyway

(he is indeed in possession of a tummy)

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jee-q

Passion is such a turn on. seeing that person make sacrifices to accomplish a goal. listening to them vent because they’re stressed about it…. it’s cool baby, you gone get there. stay focused

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hungwy

Its embarrassing to have my mask off now. Thats too intimate. My coworkers don't know me like that

jesus christ, i was having a panic attack and went into a cvs maskless, got six feet in the door and screamed "OH FUCK, MY MASK!" directly in front of a cop and a woman with a child, and almost dropped my purse yanking a mask out of it at top speed and putting it on.

it felt like i'd walked in there NAKED. it absolutely felt like the "i showed up to school naked" dreams feel.