Star Trek (2009)

for @starsfleets ♡

WELL, today I fuckin LEARNED

Well, this explains why Chuck Tingle tweeted today about not being Chris Pine.

…okay, so this isn’t quite the worst timeline after all. some things are still good

fandom kids these days really be out here pretending like fandom wasnt invented by housewives that were super into star trek 

They were also kinky bitches.

Sex pollen? Trekkie house wives invented that trope.

Going into heat? Tekkie wives said were gonna write it.

Fuck or die was basically trademarked in Trekkie fic

Any common lewd or ship trope in fandom existance? Thank some 25yo+ ladies who were really into Star Trek.

Mary sue is literally named for a (i believe) self insert into Trekkie fic.

These bitches ran so you could bitch about people walking while you crawl.

Never forget

To source it: 

Sex Pollen: 50/50 credit between canon Poison Ivy and Star Trek (1966/1967)

Heat: Star Trek’s Pon Farr, but also canon elements of Sime-Gen (which, haha still draws from Star Trek) 

F/uck or die: see Pon Farr again 

Mary Sue: was coined in 1973 by Paula Smith who wrote a parody fic entitled “A Trekkie’s Tale” in her zine Menagerie, basically as a rant response to a trend in characterizations.

“Any common lewd or ship trope in fandom existance? Thank some 25yo+ ladies who were really into Star Trek.”

Absolutely accurate. Star Trek fandom really had it and made it all. 

NOW KISS

Star Trek Beyond (2016) dir. Justin Lin

Question - I know Karl puts red wine in coffee cups to pretend to be drinking coffee while doing panels at cons, so what is in that tea cup?

i’m not sorry.

In the universe

Jump!

A starry night

After work

Oh, you don’t think that looks tense? Looks like a damn snow globe in space just waiting to break!

I won’t be vacant anymore, I won’t be waiting anymore. (x) (&)

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