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A Diamanda Hagan Movie that is just an extended parody of the first few episodes of Jem.
Starts the minions coming out of cars for an execution in Haganistan with a ton of people applauding and screaming and Diamanda comes out of a car, everybody screaming her name, and suddenly narration…
“It all began with the death of my father… I fucking killed him!“ And smash cut, flashback to the funeral!
... something happens that is special or urgent or merely exciting enough to rouse a blog that would appear dead to all who would observe it from its silent oblivion and spring to life, hungry for knowledge, and desperate to spread that fledgling germ of intrigue. This?
Oh yes, this will.
Here for example, you can watch a review of a movie which features real untrained lions done by a giantess in white makeup and a tiny stuffed lion dubbed by Corey Taylor from Slipknot (no, I’m not high, why are you asking?)
Sometimes I realize there are people out there who never saw the Awesomeness that is Diamanda Hagan and I feel sorry for them…
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Would you like to try this one again once you’re sober, or...?
Yeah, I know, this blog has pretty much gone dark. I am sure you understand - With all the link-hiding and deletions going on around here and tumblr usership dropping by over a third, it seldom seems worth to bother. But right now, a bigger bother has broken the dam. Youtube, in their infinite wisdom and shitness have demonetized Diamanda’s entire channel. That’s right, she’s not seeing a cent of ad rev for any and all of her work, and she doesn’t even get the option to appeal. Why, you ask? According to the official letter she got, the answer to that is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Fun times, huh?
Obviously, this tears a pretty fucking substantial hole in Hagan/Omega household budget. This sort of situation is what experts formally call fucked up.
Now, what can we do about that? I know that money is tight for a lot of us - Believe me, I know, but if you are lucky enough to have a bit of spare spending money, Diamanda’s Patreon would not be a bad place to spend it. And it’s not like you are not getting anything in return - there’s early access at the lowest level (only two bucks!), and various rewards including a spot in the credits and even the ability to force her to review a film or even an entire TV show higher up. And there are rumors of a special physical reward you can hold in your hands coming up soon, too...
Oh, and speaking of physical stuff, there’s always the Hagan Merch store on Redbubble, where you can get high-quality stickers, t-shirts, posters, phone cases, mugs and more outfitted with a whole bunch of Hagan-related designs. Get yourself or a fellow fan something nice. Everybody wins!
And if you don’t have any money to spare right now? You can still help! Reblog this post, subscribe to her channel if you haven’t already, or tell some friends (or fans of fine comedy) about the glory of the divine god-empress Diamanda Hagan. The more people are watching, the more people will be recommended her stuff, and the more may end up helping out.
We got this. You got this. #HelpHagan
First off - A brand-new, nigh-hourlong review featuring not only the divine Hagan, but also Zenith and the denizens of the Isle of Rangoon hit this week! The film in question? None other than Peter Jackson’s finest work. That’s right - It’s “Meet The Feebles”.
Then! Hagan and Omega can be heard doing a little of additional voicework in part 3 of Leon Thomas’ big huge analysis of the problems with the DCEU. Find it here:
And finally! The Mistress finally has a twitch channel of her very own where she streams Star Trek online, talks nerdy to us and answers the odd question or two. As of this posting, the next stream should beee..... going on RIGHT NOW and you can find it here:
For those among us who make use of the software known as “Discord”, there is now an official dwelling to discuss all matters of the Mistress, stay updated on the latest happenings in the compound, meet fellow Hagani and, of course, worship the divine god-empress Diamanda Hagan. If you seek to join up, just follow this link:
It’s time for more Star Trek online with Diamanda and Jurnis in 30 minutes as of the time of this posting!
It’s time for more Star Trek online with Diamanda and Jurnis in 30 minutes as of the time of this posting!
For those among us who make use of the software known as “Discord”, there is now an official dwelling to discuss all matters of the Mistress, stay updated on the latest happenings in the compound, meet fellow Hagani and, of course, worship the divine god-empress Diamanda Hagan. If you seek to join up, just follow this link:
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New Bad Movie Beatdown multi-video crossover event! Diamanda Hagan and me have a double bill of Craig Sheffer reviews: first, the Steven Seagal movie Code of Honor, followed by bizarre 80s musical Voyage of the Rock Aliens!
DailyMotion links for Code of Honor and the bloopers
You heard the man!
Once again, the world will be blessed to be able to witness a live appearance by she-who-is-Hagan! Behold her two hours from the time of this posting, at 4pm CST / 11 AM EDT
Once again, the world will be blessed to be able to witness a live appearance by she-who-is-Hagan! Behold her two hours from the time of this posting, at 4pm CST / 11 AM EDT
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The rumors were true - Like queer peanut butter and gay chocolate, two great flavors finally go together as Diamanda Hagan reviews JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, ep by ep!
