ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

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where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

Satan confirmed feminist 

the only true ally

WE CAN BEAT IT TOGETHER

Tell it, Neil!

early fall/end of september is apparently the most likely time the Real™ jesus was born… jesus the libra…

no hes a pisces he was actually born in february/march due to christmas is supposed to be in the last month of the year and the months before the pope adjusted them were basced off the zodiac.

i think its basically impossible for him to be born in winter based off information the bible, march can be spring i guess but its meant to be fall im pretty sure…

I had even heard that some research might indicate that he was born in the June/July months because of the location in the middle east and the weather at the time.

and then, of course, is the possibility that the historical character, Jesus, was never real to begin with. 

Hey now, I could follow this guy!

Jesus Pushes A Child On A Swing While Babysitting

Truly a Christmas miracle. 

 Anne Lamott (via feellng)