i love when my cat (small) is just standing there because he is not immune to being picked up like baby
as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i take a look at my cock and realize its curving left!
no words
Call that a hammer to go with the sickle cause that's a pounder babe 😔
The hammer is his penis
Nicolas Cage, 2020
lyingfigure
it’s giving too much. he wants to do numbers on tumblr so bad
Well Imma give them to him, cuz that jacket fucks
milknjuice-deactivated20190908
one of the worst youtube comments ive seen in awhile
im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you
this is my fucking worst nightmare
Honestly it's not that bad as it sounds. It takes the eagles about 2 hours to get to my liver and another 2 to eat it. The whole ordeal is over by one and I've got the afternoon to myself.
