Dave’s reaction upon meeting HolObama in Candy was to get down on one knee and praise him and in Meat he tells Karkat he would have been “so much more than Obama” so if that doesn’t put into perspective how highly Dave thinks of Karkat idk what does.

posts like these I dread laughing at near other people because there is absolutely no way that I can explain this

it saddens me that some people dont get this

How Wings Are Attached to the Backs of Angels 

Haha, that’s… fucking creepy.

I havent been afraid of god. Until now what the fuck is this?

awe someone should make a comic where baby doges big brother or big sister help him install a mod so he can visit arther :((

this is so wholesome

seeing a post you made on your dash

date a girl who knows that istanbul was constantinople now it’s istanbul not constantinople been a long time gone old constantinople why did constantinople get the works?

date a girl who also knows that’s nobody’s business but the turks

Met a girl and made a date in constantinople but she was waiting in Istanbul fml

How Aerial Reforestation Works http://stuf.ly/aerial-reforest

BOMB NATURE WITH TREES!! MOTHER NATURE MISSLES!! ATTACK DEFORESTION WITH THE UTMOST AGGRESSION!! FUCK YES!!! THIS IS MY AESTHETIC!!!

You’ve heard of Orbital Bombardment, but now, get ready for ARBOREAL BOMBARDMENT

Our intent: To save nature and to employ efficient reforestation measures.

Our method: Superior firepower.

the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny. 

this is what real comedy looks like

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

It’s an awesome idea tho

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

@kinglesbiancore

@lady-redshield-writes this seems up your alley

This isn’t just up my alley, it’s traveled all the way down the alley, through my front door, and is sitting on my couch. I love this so much.

Y'all please help. I’m $500 in debt. I’m actually physically begging y'all to throw me some extra fucking cash. Please.

WE ARE STILL $190 SHORT!!! PLEASE HELP!!!!

Y'all please help. I’m $500 in debt. I’m actually physically begging y'all to throw me some extra fucking cash. Please.

WE ARE STILL $190 SHORT!!! PLEASE HELP!!!!

OPEN RP

“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“

i, aslan of narnia, wonders if you bought any sprite

((A talking lion!?))

“Ah, sorry Aslan-san. They only had Sierra Mist. I hope that’s okay.”

oh ive never tried one. let me 

hhg. what is this flavor? 

AAAUUGHG ITRS FUCKING GOOD!

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

Waluigi!

Dave: /carrying karkat bridal style and talking calmly to him

Terezi: *SPR1NTS P4ST, C4RRY1NG JOHN OVER H3R SHOULD3R L1K3 4 S4CK OF POT4TO3S. TH3Y’R3 BOTH SCR34M1NG*

unpopular opinion: any infographic that does the whole “this meal of consisting entirely of lettuce and apples is way cheaper than a Big Mac, checkmate poor people” thing must use the total price, rather than price per serving.

none of this “well a thing of cinnamon is $8 and each has 200 grams so a gram is like $0.4 and divided by four it’s really only $0.1 per serving.” no. spices cost money. if I have to buy a new spice, that’s more money. how much is one canister? that’s the price.

did I have to buy a new pot for this? how much did that cost?

do I need multiple pots? is there complex timing? do I need to set aside an hour to prep? all that costs money.

when you get fast food, the total price is right there. we can talk about how that total price is artificially deflated due to the exploitation of labor and the industrialization of food, but the fact remains that a ten-piece chicken nuggets meal at burger king is like $6, and making them yourself costs a lot in buying a whole thing of chicken plus flour plus eggs plus spices plus frying oil (not even counting that a meal comes with a side and a drink).

(incidentally, this is an issue with any advice that calls for buying things in bulk because it’s cheaper overall. yes, it is objectively cheaper in the long run to buy the $15 thing of toilet paper at $1/roll than it is to buy the $10 thing of toilet paper for $1.50/roll. but when you only have $10, then you’re getting the $10 one, because that’s what’s cheaper to you.)

THANK YOU I’VE MADE THIS ARGUMENT SO MANY TIMES

I just get so mad when people are like “it’s cheaper to eat healthy food instead of fast food” and then list the cost of one ingredient as if that equals an entire meal. And then ignore all the necessary cooking/prep work needed. It’s dishonest and ridiculous.

Advice for actually super cheap food that's ACTUALLY cheaper than fast food! Number one, buy from the dollar store it may sound bad but its good quality food at cheaper brands and often more portions.

Spaghetti: $3.65 multiple servings (8)

Ingredients: I eat nothing but fucking pasta half the time I can get like 2 pounds of dry spaghetti (dollar stores such as family dollar or dollar tree) for $1 and a can of premade pasta sauce (dollar store) and a tiny can of tomato sauce (dollar store) for $1.65 if I get a one dollar bag of meatballs (from dollar tree specifically) I get a little extra with my meal and necessary protein without spending too much.

Cooking: boil pasta pour all ur sauces and meatballs into a separate pot and then freeze whatver you don't eat.

Barbecue pulled turkey sandwiches: $4 no sides $5-$6 with sides multiple servings (4)

Two cans of turkey (dollar tree) $2.00, bag of hamburger buns (dollar store of any kind) $1.00 bottle of barbecue sauce (dollar tree) $1.00 (side: pickles/ chips (dollar tree) $1.00 each)

Drain turkey, dump into a microwavable bowl, pour some barbecue sauce in, mix, and heat it up for a minute or two then put it on a sandwich.

Pizza: $5.00 multiple servings (2-4 depending how much pizza u eat)

2 pizza crusts (dollar tree) $2.00, bottle of pizza sauce (dollar tree) $1.00, bag of cheese (dollar tree) $1.00, pack of mini pepperonis (dollar tree) $1.00.

Put the sauce, cheese, and toppings on the pizza either microwave or bake depending how big ur microwave is. Keep a close eye on it.

Naked Fried Mackeral cakes: $4.00-$6.00 servings (2-4)

Oil (dollar tree) can find some for $1.00, can of mackerel (dollar tree) $1.00, broccoli mac n cheese (dollar tree) $1.00, corn bread muffins (dollar tree!) $1.00 Corn bread may require milk and eggs, both are available at dollar tree for a dollar each

Drain mackerel and seperate into 3-4 patties, remove any bones if you find them. Thin layer of oil in a pan, fry at medium-high heat and flip regularly. Follow instructions for the corn bread and mashed potatoes.

peopel who are always bisexual all the time

i really love the concept of leaving notes on the ground for other players in a game with only premade words and phrases to choose from because like

bloodborne is already fun, but seeing “it’s the scourge of the elderly” before fighting a bunch of old dudes on a bridge, or “reminescent of snake” to warn you an NPC is a traitor, "gorgeous view ahead” in front of a mirror, “reeks of wheelchair”, and my personal favorite

Limitations breed creativity.