The funniest homophobic notion out there is the whole, “you’re just a lesbian because you can’t get a man” thing. Like, do you have any idea how easy it is to get a man? It takes a smartphone and ten minutes of time while trying to get a girlfriend is like trying to win the lottery with a single ticket you found on the sidewalk. 

I love huskys for the next reasons

I’ve never seen a photoset that relates to me so deeply

Every test is a drug test if you are high enough

My secret side I keep hid under lock and key I keep it caged but I can’t control it ‘Cause if I let him out he’ll tear me up, break me down Why won’t somebody come and save me from this, make it end?

So Maybe That’s The Explanation

getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail

Soft Wookie