You guys will just see the word "Goncharov" and hit the reblog button. You won't read anything after that anyway so I could just Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I we
I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.
BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL
We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.
The promiscuous women bot accounts keep following me I am fucking under attack
Heres a google drive folder filled with art book pdfs, if anyone has some others that you'd like me to add to it thats missing, please let me know and send me the link
I added more
the only DB Cooper theories i accept:
- he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
- it’s tommy wiseau
- there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time
- he went up
I don’t WANT my laptop to be the Thinnest Model Yet
I want a battery that will outlast the sun, a screen big enough to blind the person behind me, more USB slots than there are apple fanboys in the bay area, a fucking disc reader/writer
i will pay extra for it to be heavy enough to bludgeon someone to death
no one tells you this when youre a kid but balconies are a liminal space more than any ai generated fakeplace with twilight movie filter and yellow tiles in it lol. youre somewhere between the ground and the firmament youre inside your house but outside of it you hear whats going on both in your house and the street you walked through a window and you didnt fall. europe did two things right and balconies came a close third
balconies love and light peace on planet earth !!
mastering being detached from everything yet being connected to everything at the same time. this is the secret to life i think
Slavs: Have free healthcare Also slavs: I’m not seeing the doctor unless dying, there are sick people there
I em Slavic, and this is 90% true
however, you got one thing wrong
Only snobs, hipsters, and fratboys drink foreign brands
Nonono this is a good cola. It’s the party cola. This is the cola you drink and enjoy. Coca cola is the cola you have stored in your home for months in case someone gets sick, that’s its only use. The scientific explanation (the scientist is my mother) is that american Coca Cola has more evil chemicals, therefore it vibe checks the evil out of your stomach.
THIS IS THE SLAVEST POST EVER AMAZING
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Olive testing out the rats newest prop, which is a mini keyboard! Excited to see how this trick will progress during future sessions! (Side note, but in 6 years of searching this is the ONLY mini piano I’ve found that’s sensitive enough to detect rat paws - I was so excited to find it, I’ve wanted to train this trick forever!)
Olive banging out the tunes, december 10, 2021
at the end of the day at least i’m not a ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ running across an open field at night that’s just spotted an owl
I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.
BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL
We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.
the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel
people who think kids are stupid have clearly never once had to attempt to get through explaining a set of safety rules and expectations to a group of them. lawyers wish they had the falcon's eye for loopholes, technicalities, and potential exceptions that the average 3rd grader possesses.