call me doll. she/her. i'm an adult, this is an adult space. if you're a minor, check out my sft fandom blog @firebirdshipping or just leave. i will block you.
my nsft fandom blog @eatshitmakima is welcome to any interested adults.
only reblog tags are #laugh rule, #cry rule, and #art appreciation. i deleted all my kink tags so good luck.
asks are open to anyone about pretty much anything.
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What is that?
hehe…. *glomps you* OwO
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What the fuck?
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.
Miss Piggy’s Treasury of Art Masterpieces from the Kermitage Collection is a picture book featuring sixteen (minus the “The Birth of Venus” parody) different muppet parodies of famous artwork, edited by Henry Beard and illustrated by John E. Barrett, and published by Holt, Rinehart and Winston in 1984.
A majority of the illustrations were originally from the Miss Piggy’s Art Masterpiece Calendar which were all reprinted with commentary from Miss Piggy herself and new additions that expanded on the “Kermitage Collection” from the calendar.
illustrations continued:
Henri Rousseau. The Sleepy Zootsy.
Rembrant van Rijn. Arisfroggle Contemplating the Bust of a Twerp.
Jan Vermeer. Young Lady Adorning Herself with Pearls (and Why Not?).
Grant Wood. American Gothique.
Pablo Picasso. Pig Before a Mirror.
Tara White, Gun Titty, from the series A Mid-Western, 2008
if you can't hit em with a *nuzzles you*, then they will never be worth your time
Police supporters regularly admit that the police are the bad guys. They just don't care.
when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
it’s always the Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, but never the Irritating Ordeal of Being Known
someone: [correctly infers something about my personality based on my patterns of behavior]
me: [seethes with rage for some fucking reason]
You Are Not Wasting Time; It Was Given To You As A Gift, Freely and Generously; Is Rain Wasted Because It Falls On Gardens, Grass, Disgruntled Birds, and Umbrellas All The Same?
no but fr im a bitch im a lover im a child im a mother im a sinner im a saint ‼️
i love blocking people who misunderstand me and are snippy about it like BITCH… perceiveth never moere
soft doms that whisper in your ear how pretty you are and how good you’re doing for them while manhandling you and pounding into you…..😵💫
