Roier is such an unproblematic king. He logs on, serves cunt, flirts with Cellbit, calls people "Pendejo" and "Culero" , moans unpromptily , plays with jpegs like dolls and logs off while singing his song choice of the day.
it really annoys me when people say that the eggs aren't a core part of the qsmp or that they egg "event" isn't a huge part of the lore. the eggs have been around long enough that a lot of the most important (for lack of a better word, every member is important) members haven't known a qsmp without them.
the entire structure of the server has literally molded around the eggs, with the egg hotel and their protection being a key argument in the debates. elquackity wanting the eggs to die immediately made him public enemy number 1. anything that threatens their safety creates a deep wound in the community. characters who had eggs and lost them are irrevocably changed by the grief and will never forget their babies.
you literally can't just remove the eggs from the qsmp and expect anything to go back to normal, because the eggs are the qsmp's normal. the eggs are such a core part of the server and they always will be, even in the case they all die or somehow get taken away. they've made their home there and they will always, always have a place in the heart of the qsmp community.
I’m losing my mind at all the things Im remembering happened that have just,,, not been touched up on at all.
“After scanning a placenta left by Richarlyson on his first day after being adopted, the AI states that the eggs don’t have any DNA.“
It’s been almost a month since we learned this!!! May 30th and today is June 27th.
Which ALSO reminds me that hey?? chances are the eggs can’t actually hatch?? Theyre never gonna actually become dragons like theyve hoped and talked about??? Theyre probably made BY The Federation??? Which links back to the theory they might be some of the original 24 train ticket holders??? and the ‘Federation is/has been turning people into eggs” Theory???
Tntduo in 1920's dresses galore (+ regular designs cus I couldn't resist)
Signs that shattered my soul:
Ramon - “I don’t wanna die yet, not until i make something useful”
Leo - “Cuando yo me vaya, tio Roier te va a cuidar muy bien” (Trans: When I leave, Tio Roier will take good care of you)
Tallulah - "You were the person i ever asked for and more" “How can I be so loved yet so alone”
Bobby - “If you see that green guy, tell him not to feel guilty anymore" "And you will always keep me in your heart for eternity?" "Because he took something from me... Forever"
Juanaflippa - "Tilin where are you I need you. Without you my life is bad" “I hate you now but I love you too dad”
Chayanne - “did i fail?” "I just want to be as strong as Technoblade"
Tilin - “Uncle Slime don't be sad, I love you"
Trumpet - "Papá, me puedes cantar una ultima vez antes de irte?" (Trans: Dad, can you sing me one last time before you go?)
Richas - "Eu tentei lutar mas ele não parou de gritar pra eu correr" (trans: I tried fighting, but he couldn't stop screaming run)
If any more of these fucking eggs feel sad or scared, imma riot
god i really do love your city gave me asthma. it sounds so homemade — you can hear wilbur laughing at the end of one song, and a discord notification in the background of another. you can hear his influences and inspirations — los campesinos! references, crywank picking patterns. he doesn’t hit every note but it’s okay because you can tell he loves what he’s doing and does it for catharsis, and you feel that. it’s an imperfect, amateur passion project that inspired me and so many others to learn guitar and write music. it finally got me to set my perfectionism aside and say “hey, maybe i could do that.” it’s about wanderlust and loneliness and anger at the systems you live under and the choice to step out of them, the experience of moving away and the internal conflict that goes with it, and it’s so very human. i love ycgma.
everyday the qsmp gets more and more ridiculous for q!wilbur to come back to
like imagine if he did it when everyone started thinking he wasn't real. or in the middle of festa junina - where q!quackity tried to marry his photo. or when tallulah started wanting a particular second father. or after q!quackity got kidnapped and now there was a different version of him. or when el!quackity lied and planned a fake party for him, only to attempt to kill not just the eggs - but his little girl.
i dont watch philza's hardcore world but whenever i see a clip of it hes always moving sand. hes always in a big pit somewhere getting rid of sand and putting sand and taking away sand and putting sand and talking it away. in a big pit. is he an ant
May as well post this since the situations has changed since I started this x'D
Just the idea of Cellbit, Baghera and Forever spying and finding out Wilbur is indeed real and has some affection towards Quackity and them having stunned expressions was funny to me.
While he played on the hills with other islanders, q!Roier gazed at q!Cellbit in the distance.
Without knowing that, q!Philza took this photo:
and today he has given it to q!Cellbit
It is unbelievable that this photo has such a deep background and none of them knows it.
screenshot credits: @raptor45Efe at twitter
My favorite canonical facts about the QSMP:
-Fit and technically Badboyhalo have killed God (Code monster)
-Foolish was sent to hell and came back
-Cellbit used to be a cannibal and murderer and only Pac, Mike, Felps and Forever know that
- Roier once turned into Tilin for a second when Quackity was having therapy
-Chayanne has spoken multiple times to the point its normal for Philza
-Fit is from Tb2T where he used to kill children for fun
- Skeppy is stuck in a gas station
- Bad, Wilbur, Foolish and Charlie all collectively wrote a Preamble where they declared they love men
- Wilbur can just leave the island because he signed a contract
- Richarlyson gradated school by never going to class and only doing the homework
- Foolish is the only one who has a gun and has like 3 clips of ammo
Edit: I forgot to include that Felps also knows about cellbit being a cannibal and added foolishs gun
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