my doctor telling me about the parasitic worms that recently hatched in my intestines:
imagine reimu lighting her like a blunt lmao
Considering how fucking rabidly horny I've been the last three years I think I have done a good job of not making it everyone else's problem. That being said I just got ghosted on hinge for not having a boat and I'm pretty sure I will never even hold a girl's hand again.
bucket rule
Brighton radical left confirmed
If you look at the entire experience from the thought cabinet to the skills talking to - to also realizing that all other characters in the world have also their own skill checks that they’re also failing at which are mostly mental.. it becomes quite obvious that this was our main design, to simulate how the human mind works.
Robert Kurvitz (Lead designer and writer of Disco Elysium) on the design of Disco Elysium | Gamespot’s The Feature That Almost Sank Disco Elysium | Audio Logs
i don’t put on makeup at work for the customers i do it for when shohei ohtani is on ESPN
my art teacher has a cup full of stickers that she gives to students sometimes bc high school students go crazy for stickers and you will actually never guess what she has in there.
someone please find the original artist behind this and let them know that there’s a sticker of their softcore spongebob x squidward tentacle art floating around some high school in canada rn
I’m pretty sure the artist is @yellowcephalopod! They haven’t logged on in a while but their art style matches the sticker and their signature is yece, just like the signature on the sticker:
i need to recreate this truck i saw with my eyes while driving on the highway today gimme a sec
it was like this
found a pic on reddit. 10/10 for accuracy






