Genuinely I can’t stress enough the joy it brings me when I see someone with a lesbian pfp and then their bio says they’re transfem. I love you girls so much.
Failing to hit big life milestones at the age where you are expected to really fucks you up
What? Just do it later lol
Actually for once OP makes a good point and you’re just being pedantic. You’re only 18 so you’re only going to start experiencing this now, but yeah actually, being unable to do things everyone else was able to do at around your age does fuck with your head.
Yes, you can do it later. That won’t stop you from thinking you’re a massive failure and a disappointment to all those around you during that time. Especially if you suffer from depression.
I think you just have problems man
Anonymous asked:
is your birthday on the 27th of may? if so funny coincidence cause mine is too
PS: bit late but still happy birthday
Yes it it! Happy late birthday to you too!
The only Ninja Turtle that acts like a teenager and not a full grown adult is Michaelangelo
Aren’t they traumatized
Threesomes are going to become more prevalent, not because of sexual desire but because soon it will take three working incomes to afford a house.
Why does that imply sex though. That’s dumb.
The instinct to pick up the largest tree branch before going into the wilderness is a foundation of human civilization that doesn’t get talked about
People mention that all the time actually I think you might just not be paying attention
Dr house must be forever constipated from all the codeine he takes. That explains why he’s always so grumpy.
I think it has more to do with his constant chronic pain and general consistent-since-childhood misanthropic outlook but sure. (Also he takes Vicodin, not Codeine)
Nerds wearing braces is a stereotype because kids who are supported and encouraged in education by their parents come from financially stable households, which can afford braces
Eh, it had more to do with like, “stuff that would make it harder to do sports” than anything directly money related
Braces don’t make it harder to do sports? But it’s more like “kids will latch on to anything that makes someone ~different~ and mock them for it.”
Do they not? I always assumed it made it more dangerous if you got hit in the face or something — but yeah also that
Everyone is aware step-sibling porn titles are fake but creators still make them
What? Obviously? Do you think these people actually want to see real (step) siblings fuck. It’s a fantasy
Within a decade,there will be a bunch of confessions or scandals by authors who secretly used AI to write their books .
What? People can’t shut up about using it now why would they wait that long
It is odd that the Lord of the Rings trilogy is named after the villain of the series.
No it’s not
Nerds wearing braces is a stereotype because kids who are supported and encouraged in education by their parents come from financially stable households, which can afford braces
Eh, it had more to do with like, “stuff that would make it harder to do sports” than anything directly money related
Smart people can enjoy dumb entertainment, but dumb people can’t enjoy smart entertainment.
What a useless and arbitrary statement
Biting your nails is seen as a bad habit, but if your cat or dog regularly kept their nails trimmed with their teeth they’d be the smartest and fanciest animal you know.
…..humans are held to different standards than pets, yes
Blowing the smoke away from a gun barrel doesn’t clear all the smoke or accomplish anything.
It looks cool idiot what else do you need
There’s absolutely no way some Jedis didn’t end up with severed limbs from laser sabre training
“Laser sabre” lmfao fuckin nerd
The scariest thing about being a sapient species is that we know our species won’t be around forever. No matter how you look at it, humanity’s extinction will eventually occur
Ok and. We’ll all be dead who cares.
In comic books, people who work hard, use their smarts, and rely on themselves are usually villains, whereas heroes are usually born with their powers and didn’t have to earn anything.
Me when I have zero reading comprehension
It used to be hard to get fat
Because people DIED of STARVATION.
It’s fascinating that even though our lives are unimaginably different, we can arrive at the same cliché conclusions from completely different perspectives.
Why do you think they’re called cliches.