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Be Nice! Formerly AgentAsshole! 18+ Blog. Shitpost city.
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My superpower is that people will just tell me things.

Back when I was getting my first Covid shot the pharmacist was on break so I was standing talking to the pharm tech. This women told me everything. Even the vibrator she was looking to buy. I was like oh holy damn girl you get that shit you do you!

There are others but this is that one’s the most crazy one I can currently remember. If I come up with anymore I’ll add to this thanks for coming to my Ted talk. Also if this is you. Like you are the person who will tell me things keep it up you’re doing great!

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just a reminder that BetterHelp is selling your fucking data and that they themselves have said at industry meetings that they're a data-driven company more than a people-driven company

It feels like for a while in there that people were dropping them as a sponsor but now that the controversy has slightly dimmed there are so many ads for them again; do not give them your information, do not give them your money

I know insurance is a pain in the ass and mental health treatments cost too much out of pocket for most people. So do they, that's why they're making this little bait and switch operation. Helping people is, at best, a side product of their data harvesting, and at worst just a trick to lure people in.

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"timmy is an average kid, that no one understands" wrong, timmy is a trans girl who's gonna realize in the 11th grade and then have the literal fastest & easiest transition of all time

cosmo becomes a girl too because timmy and wanda cannot by any means make him understand that this isn't a fun group activity

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I know this audience skews young, so I wanna tell y'all something. Listen.

If it hasn't already, there'll come a day in your late teens or early 20s when you get disillusioned and relieved of a whole bunch of childhood notions at once, when you take a good look around at the life you're in or seem to be walking into and you ask yourself, "Is this it? Is this everything life is going to be? Am I really supposed to devote my life to making money for someone else day after day and year after year, with two days a week and one week a year left over to live, until I die? This is a helot's stake. This is the wrong side of the line between libertas and servitas. How can this be it?"

And when that happens, I want you to remember that you're right. It is bullshit, and it is a misery, and it doesn't have to continue. People are gonna tell you you're wrong, they're gonna say shit like "That's just how life is, kid, so grow up," and I want you to remember that those people deserve equal measures of pity and contempt.

If this makes you angry, that's good. It ought to.

And once you're good and angry, you can read up on this cool thing we got called a union.