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Tall, Sarcastic and Unreliable.

@fuck-the-movie

I'm the perfect mix.

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

I wove it 😍😍😍

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Anonymous asked:

if karl marx was real he could beat you up, effortlessly. karl marx could rip your little twig body asunder

i have like half a foot on him and know all of his weaknesses

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wait, “if karl marx was real”…. is he… made up?

cryptid

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Hermione: I may say "fuck school," and I really do mean it... but I'll cry if I get a B.
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snape: what is this
harry: you said to make a potion of swiftness
snape: and what have you done
harry: poured twelve cans of red bull into the cauldron
ron: same thing, innit?
snape: get out of my classroom

Apart

I thought that together 

We were perfect,

Happy,

Serene.

Always together.

One.

But I know now

That when we're apart

I am me

Free,

Alone

But not lonely.

I can love again.

An ability you took from me.

Bright burning colours return

Basking me in warmth

I can breathe

I. can. Breathe.

I can be me

Not Yours

Finally my own.

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Original poem. An old one but still solid