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Mess 2.0

@fuchsimeon

Hey, call me Martin or Meon. mid 30s. trans, queer, a mess. He/Him unless I make jokes

I sometimes forget that i dont have to hold my monstrous hater spirit back all the time, some of my friends think of it as a charm point hgdjfhgjdf so here is a comic abt how that feels

My partner had an irl "how do I charge book" moment straight out of a boomer comic

We were at the grocery store and I was meticulously going through the listed ingredients for their pastries when she walked up to me and went "what are you Googling"

She immediately realized what she'd said and we had a laugh about it but it was also so funny I had to ask if it was okay for me to put her on blast on the internet and she said yeah

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

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Happy pride y'all

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hey happy pride specifically to disabled people, especially those of us who wish they could go to a pride celebration but can't. Whether it's not wheelchair accessible, it doesn't have enough places to sit, you're too immunocompromised to take the risk with covid, it's too loud or overstimulating, or any other reason. I see you. I love you. You deserve to be included and have your needs respected.

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my favorite love language is trying, actually

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like when people try to learn your hobbies or try to play the same sports that you play in an effort to get closer to you, people who try to love you the way you love people, people who will go to places you want to visit just for your sake, people remembering, putting in an effort. just. trying

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it's that time of year again! HAVE FUN

[ID drawing of the artist's wolf fursona happy and holding a philadelphia pride flag and a trans pride flag. text to the left reads in all capital letters, "happy pride!! remember: pride was a riot against the police & corporations don't give a shit about us". bold text below reads, "strength in community". /End ID]

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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

Am I fucking stupid LMAO

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cool. cool cool cool.

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im- im an english major i hate it here

The only thing being a native English speaker has done for me: let me guess things accurately!

English is not my mother language so this is higher than I expected it to be already LMAO

This is so funny when you consider English isn’t my mother language either and I literally chose half of the words randomly😭

I are a riter

Like Cory I are also a riter. But I bet Cory dun it fasterer.

Yo this thing has other languages