xaden riorson this xaden riorson that. how about talk of liam mairi and why he's the best character in the entire book

PROOF JOE BIDEN IS 6 MONTHS PREGNANT

and that's not all, i was also sent these via an encrypted telegram channel from my source in the secret service

i think someone's coming

"Content has been removed"

TUMBLR DOESN'T WANT US TO KNOW THE TRUTH

I got some of these be before they were removed

PLEASE boost they're trying to silence me

I can go anywhere I want, just not home

jouch at habitat for humanity

We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot

@stsathyre looking kinda dire out here :////

PvP areas

hey why the fuck is the map like that

alternate timeline where america is run by bees

time to evil jerk off

we moved on from these far too quickly

all the leaves are brown (alllllll the leaaaaves are brown)

and the sky is gay

(and the sky is gay)

haha dude this party RULES! so hardcore haha. we should see how far we can fit each other’s tongues down our throats

*vision of another realm some 1500 years prior*

by faendelor, this elven banquet is positively delightful! it’s clear your queen has spared no expense, haha. i should very much like to bathe in each other’s flowery scents by the mossy stones tonight.

Although the Pizza Hut brand still occupies parts of this world, it no longer stands for what it once did. You'll be hard-pressed to locate a sundae bar, glittery sticker dispenser, or red cups made of translucent acrylic – of which I can assure you were once "bottomless." The only thing left are the disaffected, stoned teenagers taking the orders. That, and the Personal Pan Pizza: more than any other, a symbol of North American culture.

In Italy, where hard-working chefs stole the idea for the pizza from visiting space aliens, they decided that a pizza should be shared. Sure, they are often capable of being eaten solo, and the owner of the restaurant would be extremely pleased if each member of your party slammed their own pizza down before ordering a flotilla of liquor, but the way they are enjoyed best is to give a couple slices to your friend. This means you have to compromise on toppings, of course, which is a concept alien to those of us raised on lifted Powerstrokes and fuzzy VHS tapes of air show disasters.

Not so with the Personal Pan Pizza – you get what you want, and to Hell with everyone else in the dining establishment. As well, Pizza Hut gets to charge a little extra margin on each pizza, their shareholders laughing all the way to the bank. You're happy, they're happy. Maybe the guy (your stepdad?) paying the bill at the end of the night isn't happy, but he can get a Personal of his very own.

Nowadays, this humble concept of individuality is becoming abandoned in favour of collectivism. No, don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those radical psychopaths who films TikTok videos about overthrowing the government from the front seat of his pickup truck. Pretty sure all those dudes got blown up by drones a couple weeks ago, and replaced by exact body duplicates grown in a lab. What I care about is being able to get a good paint colour on a new car.

Nowadays, everyone worries about resale value. Back then, nobody freaked out about choosing the optimal toppings to keep their lease payments low on their pizza; that would have been an insane thing to say. The pizza was for their enjoyment, and it was meant to be used up. Maybe the crusts got left behind and stolen by a rat. That rat is me. What I'm trying to say is: please order your new hybrid Lexus in bright green, so that I can drive it in thirty years. Don't be so selfish.

Xaden: So you sister was casually poisioning everyone

Brennan: *being extremly proud of her*

I need many chaotic scenes of Violet, Andarna and Tairn in the next book 😭

Violet, Xaden and their Dragons - Fourth Wing

Artist: @sunni_rae_art