I said ooh girl

Shock me like an electric 

The gnomes of the tender valley have gathered enough berries to close to portal

did you seriously just kill my enslaved ghoul?

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat

D. S. Stylus would be a beautiful name for a poet

white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif

violence 4 life

the sight of men’s tits leaves me feeling weak and restless with lust. i need to be tucked into bed like a victorian woman dying from too little cocaine

official boob post

digging two graves before I set off on my journey of revenge because I just know I'm gonna cleave that guy asunder

[gesturing towards my sword] in one swing too! yeah its gonna be craaaaazy. two graves one guy. really confused ghost.

Forgot that we had a deep tissue massage gun and thought my partner was offering to hunt me for sport to cheer me up last night.

Joining in on mermay with some Raya posting. Sapphic monster merwoman with with a suspiciously normal job as a head chef. Works with Phoebe.

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BUDDY you're a BOY you're a BIG BIG BOY you're a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee

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Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

humans be like staple crop

staple crop to what

directly to forehead

Me and the adderall I just took

oh no!!!

my ribcage split open, revealing a grotesque, vertical maw, slavering and bleeding, with uneven rows of jagged and splintered ribs for teeth!!!

and prom is TOMORROW!!!

dude i know you said you weren't feeling good but you have to come over a gnome is letting us take shots out of his hat