Cowboy Calamari

Spot the difference

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

needs more lens flare

Oh, sorry, excuse me

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

Wasn’t that the one where the engine room was just, like. A brewery?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST TALKING SHIT, BUT YOU REALLY MEANT IT ACTUALLY WAS A STRAIGHT-UP BREWERY, FOR BEER AND NOT SPACESHIP JUICE

Once again I point out

The Dyson hand dryers were also literally in Star Trek 2009

Another rat my beloved "big ratty"

（quoted from the end of first chapter, cannot appreciate more the stories about them）

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

i'm so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far

New Orleans ❤

Thunderstorm jazz is freaking awesome. I need an album of that. I’d sleep like a baby.

“oh I’ll bet that’s Dorren… yup, that’s Doreen.”  https://www.doreensjazz.com

Reblogging not for the first nor the last time. There’s just something right about this conjunction of laid-back music and lively weather…

I’m crying over this picture

Games Workshop when a product is revealed ahead of schedule because of an internal error: Whoopsie! Our bad! Really cool paintjob on that model, though!

Wizards of the Coast, same situation: Our only option is to send in the guys who are famous for lighting strikers on fire.

📺 📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺📺

kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

I want to thank my laggy computer for this glitch:

Saint Paul Public Library, I am begging you to make this real

my dad sent me this today and I'm so jealous

put LASER LOON in charge

Something in the rain makes me feel like myself.

hello everyone, im here to bless your dash with my 3-legged old man, Sammy!

manipulator