Ok just for curiosity reasons

I genuinely hate to say this but please reblog if you hit the like button for a larger sample size thank you <3

THATS it. NO wet food for a MONTH

reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again

this took way too long for how shitty of a meme this is but I saw someone say “the moon in the fucking sky?” And had a Revelation

I’m still alive (unlike the entire cast of all my favorite musicals 😚🤙)

[ID: A digital illustration of Orym, Pâté, and Mister from Critical Role. Orym is crouched down to be closer to Mister's level, with Pâté sat on his shoulder. Orym is talking to Mister, saying "Mister. You've gotta stop throwing flaming shit at Pâté, it's mean." Mister looks grumpy and some smoke is coming from his mouth. End description.]

Orym babysitting Mister and Pâté, thank you @biilpotts for the suggestion!!

When we started really getting into Critical Role during S2, I drew these out for fun, impressed myself that I was able to get the group done, and even got some praise over twitter from the cast themselves... it was a lot of fun uwu

This is a NO GIMMICK ACCOUNT ZONE

If your shit is called something like "we-rate-posts," YOU ARE NOT WELCOME. GO HOME

I disagree

There's a tension here that's really interesting to observe. The OP is almost a call to action for gimmick blogs, inviting attention despite the contradiction. It comes across as almost tsundere, doesn't it?

The call is answered by the perfect gimmick blog, calling out the contradiction by way of simple disagreement. The response is teasing and even domineering in the way it recontextualizes the entire post. It is the punchline, the center of attention, but wouldn't exist without the original setup.

While it seems like this post could be seen as a negative interaction, I think it's actually quite cute. It shows the kind of playful back and forth that could occur between two flirty girls.

Conclusion: This is yuri.

AHHHHHHHHH OW

what a way to end pride month

true love is dead

sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke

you cant do this to me

I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Oh boy oh boy you're gonna get a Rare achievement for this one

Containment Breach

"you can't pick and choose what you like from canon" common misconception! yes you can

but please do not get this very true concept confused with “you cannot pick and choose what is canon”

they are two very different things.

thank you for this addition seriously

terfs being the true feminist icons of the world by fighting to imply women aren’t people

anonymous requested ➞ 01: favorite female character + community

☆ BRITTA PERRY ☆

[image description: six gifs of Britta in various scenes throughout Community.

1: Britta sits in the study room and says thoughtfully, “The REAL reason men fight is to release their pent-up gayness.”

2: she sits beside Shirley in the anthropology classroom and says to Jeff (off screen), “First of all, together, my cats can do anything.”

3: she stands in the study room near Abed and petulantly says, “If loving worms is stupid, I don’t wanna be smart!”

4: Britta stands next to Abed where he sits at the study room table. she dances awkwardly and chants, “When I say thera- you say -pist! Thera-” she points at Abed who chimes in with “-Pist!” the gif’s text is in all caps.

5: she gestures incredulously and says, “That’s like me blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies.”

6: Britta at a wedding reception, speaking emphatically and gesturing with anger at everyone around her. she says, “When we were all just individual people, I wasn’t the worst! I’m only the worst with you guys.”

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anonymous requested [arrow symbol] 01: favorite female character + community

[star symbol] Britta Perry [star symbol]

“I’ve peed alone my whole life. Women have always hated me.”

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NO

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

Bor'Dor wet dog energy

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

you understand

"the writer's strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!" fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it's only 9:34 am