the opla cast >>>>>
the queer urge to be a pirate captain bc it would mean youd have a hoard of unhinged older men ranging from pathetic to just plain evil available to you at all times ready to follow whatever you command
You know that if the Teal Mask was released 5 years ago, the internet would've been flooded with Ready as I'll Ever Be animatics of Kieran. And it would've been great.
i'm making a will lamontagne jr x reader because will deserves it and i'm down bad for him <3 he's so criminally underrated and hated on... and for what?? 😒 ( obviously he's not going to cheat on jj, he won't be married in this! i would NEVER do that to my beloved jj 😭 )
Bisexual with a preference for Sam Winchester
I believe in Bisexual Chase Randall supremacy :
top 9 conner mcknight outfits requested by @shirleyjakcson
while i don’t think crater gang would really spend THAT much time actively hanging out among themselves without the player, conflicting hobbies and lifestyles and what have you, at least at first. but i love the idea of them and their interests kind of slowly creeping into eachothers’ lives. Penny gets Arven hooked on some shonen anime. Arven tries desperately to teach Nemona that No, a tablespoon is a tablespoon, and also if you’re mixing pokemon food supplements you should really use a proper measuring scoop anyway. Nemona excitedly shares any and all pokemon battle tips that come to mind whenever she’s around either of them, and while they largely don’t retain very much of the information, sometimes it’ll prompt them to go buy some held items, or some TMs, or think about a move or ability differently.
I want to see Nemona going to Galar to partecipate in the Gym Challenge, but she can't get the letters to get in, so Penny hacks into the system to let her in, all the while Arven follows them just to make sure they don’t die
me trying to read a first person pov fanfic
no hate to anyone who writes it at all, i just feel like i’m reading someone elses diary.
Pokemon SV is already found family but take it a step further. Penny manages to hack the original Professor’s system and separate the AI professor from the time machine’s coding before the Squad takes them out of Area Zero to get their body repaired properly—instead of their concept of a solution, which was yeeting themselves into a time machine. Now we have four rowdy teenagers and one AI Professor who can barely handle them, but they love them, they really do, and they’re SO proud of them and are amazed at how brilliant and talented they all are. Pull in Clavell and Geeta and we have three adults trying to tame children who literally took on time itself and conquered it. Nemona is thrilled that she has even more parents now, which is way more than anybody else can say. Penny grows quite close with Geeta, even after the awkward start they had due to her past misdeeds. Arven’s slowly reconnecting with his new (?) parent, and is a little shocked they’re acting more like a parent than his original one did. Florian/Juliana are loving every minute of it, bc their dad isn’t in the picture, and while they have their mom it just isn’t quite the same, and now they have all these friends and parental figures to depend on. And the professor is learning how to be human, how to enjoy themselves and follow their own dreams, how to be a parent not just to Arven but to the rest of them. And it’s wonderful and soft and warm and wholesome and family, dammit
𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑
𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒.
if you saw my personal headcanons for pietro , then you would know that he would most likely be good with kids ! and if he had his own , pietro will love them with all of his soul
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it probably never came to mind , but eventually when he gets into a relationship with someone he is serious about , he will be ecstatic to start a family of his own eventually
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IF IT WAS SINGLE DAD PIETRO THOUGH ... but that's another topic for another day ;)
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most of his life he lived without having a dad , so pietro would do his best to be there for his own children no matter what
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it wouldn't come off as much of a surprise if his wife was giving birth to twins , most likely because he had a twin of his own and it would make sense that those genetics passed on
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if he doesn't have a wife and instead a husband or just a spouse , he will admit it's a little disappointing to him that he wouldn't be able to have his own children , but perks right back up at the idea of adopting !
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secretly a part of him wishes his kid(s) could inherit his speed ability, or if their other parent also has powers then same with them . he'll still love them nonetheless if they do end up powerless
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wanda is the first person who will know . she's the only family he has left , so she gets to be the first to know . wanda is absolutely ecstatic and happy for her brother ! she's even more happy to become an aunt and for billy and tommy to have cousins
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the avengers know next since they technically are his second family , and they are also happy for him ! his children are definitely going to spend most of the time within avengers tower , especially if his spouse is as well an avenger like him
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matching outfits ! yes pietro may be a cool individual , but when it comes to matching outfits with his kid while they're still young ? say no more
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probably questions schooling , finds it pointless but if it's necessary then he goes along with it ... is absolutely fine with picking up his kids from school and will be fine with showing off about who their dad is
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it's a bit annoying with how fine he is with having his children brag about being THE quicksilver , so he'll need to be sat down and have a talk on why not everyone needs to know
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teachers and school staff also love him because of his effortless charm on others , but pietro will still try to make a good impression either way
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also finds homework pointless , but will try to help his kids put with it . key word try . pietro wouldn't be the best at that , so it would be a better option to call upon for help instead ...
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if his kids ever got into a fight at school , he'd be the parent who's secretly proud of them for it . of course violence is never the answer , but this is pietro we're talking about . plus he'd be even more proud if his kid was sticking up to a bully or anything along those lines
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the kind of dad that most of the school or soccer moms would swoon over immediately , and make their own husbands jealous of him in a heartbeat . he knows they like him , but pietro forever remains loyal to his partner so he politely turns them down
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will be absolutely sad to see his child grow up . not that it's a bad thing , but he misses when they were still small and easy to carry — now they're graduating highschool at the end of the year and wanting to date
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BOYFRIENDS . pietro is the dad who dreads the day of his little one dating . if his child has a boyfriend , he will be overprotective about it and interrogate this " boyfriend " when given the chance . is less skeptical on girlfriends , but will still be a bit protective
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BUT if he does end up liking his child's partner it'll be those cases where he literally does everything with them and they are a chaotic duo
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not the greatest at comforting if his kid is going through a breakup , either threatening to hurt the person that hurt his kid or tries to make them laugh
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it doesn't come to mind at first , but eventually when it does pietro will be so worried if something happens to his child because of being an avenger — and he will blame himself for it ( which is another reason why pietro wants them to have powers )
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the fun parent . doesn't like it when his child is in a rebellious phase against him and definitely doesn't want to argue with them , so he tries to be on their good side until the time comes to put his foot down
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SPOILING . pietro isn't the richest , but that doesn't mean he won't spoil his kid ! will take them anywhere they want with his superspeed especially
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all in all , pietro loves being a father who is willing to do his best in raising his kid despite not being perfect
𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒.
snores and talks in his sleep . he used to sleep walk when he was younger ( sometimes he still does , sleep running even once he gets his powers )
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either wears a tang top or is shirtless with low waisted pajama pants on when he goes to bed , no in between ( rare occasions he wears like his own casual tee shirts to bed )
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probably hated broccoli as a kid — he just seems like that kind of person . hated them then , and still hates them now
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pietro can't cook for shit , the last time he tried making something more than cereal and the kitchen almost burnt down ... safe to say he's banned from cooking
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LIVES for gossip believe it or not . also quite frankly nosy , so he puts himself within situations that aren't his own quite often ...
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tried learning guitar to play with wanda but sucked at it badly — so he learned how to sing instead ! his favorite thing to do is to sing in sokovian , and sometimes he and wanda do music duets together
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a petty person without a doubt . if wanda or possibly one his friends knew someone they disliked ( for good reason especially ) you bet your ass he's going to have salty energy towards them immediately
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cannot stand haunted houses . horror movies he could most likely handle , but actually getting scared in person ? no thank you , plus it's embarrassing on his end when he gets easily frightened
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does morning jogs if he doesn't sleep in . doesn't use his superspeed most of the time when jogging actually , and probably even makes a few morning jogger friends of his own as well !
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wouldn't take halloween as serious as his sister does , but doesn't ruin the fun for her and goes along with it . gets really into it though when it comes to costume contests
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at one point he saw a disneyland ad and since then he's always wanted to go there . the avengers surprised him on his birthday with a trip there once and he was absolutely ecstatic
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i'm sorry but he's a definite blanket hog . you can ask wanda , she'll have a lot of complaints and stories to tell about pietro snatching a shared blanket away from her when they were younger
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has frequent nightmares of the battle of sokovia ... so pietro grew into the habit of waking up in the middle of the night and either walk around avengers tower aimlessly or make himself a drink
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like wanda , he would probably miss his home often and gets sad at any reminder of sokovia . if there were any , he would watch video tapes of recorded memories he had with wanda when pietro gets homesick
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as a kid he was afraid of thunderstorms , so one day he got a stuffed animal to provide comfort for him . to this day he still has it , a bit rough for how long he's had the stuffed toy but still in good condition ! ( no one but wanda knows though )
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despite being a doing before thinking person , pietro can immediately sense when someone feels uncomfortable or if something is wrong and will not hesitate to jump in if needed
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this should be a given , but he doesn't like sitting still in one place for a long time , he gets all antsy suddenly and fiddles around with things he can touch or moves around
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though he seems like the kind of person who is horrible with kids , he's actually really good with them ! especially babies . he has experience from interacting with children from sokovia , so he's a natural
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thinks motorcycles are cool — thinks biker gangs are even cooler . wanda doesn't get it really , but she just leaves him be . makes it his goal to own a motorcycle of his own
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i feel like this would also be a given , but when pietro gets upset or stressed he cusses out loud in his native tongue to which no one else understands except for wanda
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a part of the "john walker hater fanclub" with sam and bucky . though he most likely would've been in the wandavision show if he lived on ( but the fake pietro is already there 😭 ) i can definitely see him being in tfatws as well
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would be besties with peter parker without a doubt . despite their polar opposite personalities they would get on well , and with being the youngest avengers especially
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as a teen he probably snuck out a lot for whatever reason ( maybe flings and to steal stuff ) and wanda got upset over it , so i imagine pietro would have experience in sneaking out
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he most likely also got into fights with other boys when being a teenager too , to which wanda had to patch him up and scold him every time it happened
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a definite flirt no duh , but if someone flirted back he would be stunned at first if it was the first time but afterwards it would be a flirting war if it were to continue ( ps he probably gets flustered when he's on his own every time )
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when he gets older he cuts his hair most likely and then when he gets OLDER older he probably let his hair grow out again , long enough to wear it can be put in either a small ponytail or half up half down
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similar to the antsy headcanon , he doesn't like being in hospitals for too long despite him being able to heal rather quickly , the whole atmosphere makes him uncomfortable and he likes to move around instead of sitting still against his will
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WITHOUT A DOUBT when he wakes up every morning he has a messy bedhead . pietro also has like a scruffy morning voice where his accent also thickens when speaking
author's note : hi hello ! these headcanons are mostly for fun ( and a birthday gift to myself lol ) and what i think pietro maximoff would do or does as a person , don't take it personal please ! also some of these headcanons are also based off from other headcanons i saw of pietro , which i totally agreed were things pietro would do so credit to those headcanons that weren't originally mine :) <3
dear fanfic writer
stop being assholes to minors. yes if you say minors dni that’s all good, most of them will ignore that. many times have i seen people write minors fuck off or minors get a life or something like that. just don’t be mean about it.
i understand that it says minors dni because they might think whatever is in the fanfic is ok to do in real life. minors are still going to read it especially if your writing is good. if you do write smut you should put a ‘this is not what happens in real life, ask for consent, safe word, 16/17 is the age that people do start having sex”
i know when you say minors dni its probably aimed at a certain handful of 10 to 12 year olds, and yeah they can be cinge but we were all once those ages as well, how old were you when you first read smut or horror.
and may times i’ve seen minors dni and then the smut is about characters that are also minors. its a but iffy if the character has been aged up because canotialy your still writing about a minor. and when a character is aged up its always 18/19. still just an adult.
another thing i would like to point out is age of consent, where i live its 16 as long as its with someone who is 16 or older but younger than 18. once you 18 its anyone whos 18 or older. so if you do write smut just say 16+. 14 and 15 are the ages that kids do start to develop tho, their just curious.
now, types of smut, one thing i hate is when people write about incest and rape. STOP. its not hot or sexy. do you have siblings, it would be disgusting to think about doing those things with you sibling. i have a twin and whenever i see twincest i want to vomit. And don’t just say “ooh if you don’t like it dont read it”. dont fuckign write it.
i will be tagging fandoms that i’m in cuz those are the places i’ve seen asshole fanfic writers
Pietro maximoff (aou) headcanon
Pietro snores and sleep talks and when he was younger he used to sleep walk
STOP IMAGINE ITS LIKE 2 AM IN THE AVENGER COMPOUND AND YOUR JUST GETTING A GLASS OF WATER AND YOU SEE PIETRO SLEEP RUNNING
BSJFVSJSSHSISJWO
After Bullet Train, my mind is consistently playing clips of Tangerine walking back and forth on that train. I agree with Channing Tatum, he has an excellent walk
I want to go in a laser tag date with Jake Peralta





