you’re allowed to take up space. you’re allowed to have fun. you’re allowed to live freely and deliciously. you’re allowed to live now.
the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long
razor ads "that's right, we're not like those stuffy old squares who try to control your body. we're not afraid to say it: i'm a woman, and i love shaving my armpits! yeah, we went there - we said the word: armpits. *airhorn noise* *record scratch* uh, yeah, women have hair! wild notion, right, grandpa? we'll get used to it! except don't get too used to it, because it's gonna get shaved. for feminism"
One of the times I feel most alive is when I break a sweat dancing, so I think these dance music robots are definitely on the right track in their search of humanity. That’s what I love about them.
Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit
Be open to the possibility that people are speaking nicely about you behind your back. People are conspiring about ways to help you. People advocating for you. People are genuinely rooting for you behind your back.
Castlevania: Nocturne I pray for you, Richter Belmont.
can they make a being hydrated that doesn't have you pissing at emergency levels every 34 minutes
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I'm imagining if tolkien lived now and publishers were asking him if he had enough followers on twitter and if he could film videos to market his found family elfcore magic cottagevibes worldbuilding fantasy book on tiktok. i think he would run them over with his car actually
there are 2 Ethans in my daughter's class. you'd think they'd go by Ethan L and Ethan M, but they decided together that they would like to be called Lethan and Methan and I think that's fantastic
introducing my new therapy where you take shallow and ragged breaths like a terrified beast
Two telepaths try to read each other's minds and it gives feedback like when two microphones get too close to each other