This whole time when people were talking about Joseph Gordon Levitt I thought they were referring to Dan Levy. So many things that were once completely confounding now make sense I feel like a fog has lifted

Pinched a nerve now my thumb is numb limp and unusable so I guess my diva cup will stay in me forever ?

Faulkner is kind of funnnnyyy I wasnt expecting that

Ok enough hating on polyamory it's actually fine and some of you people are just homophobic I think

In my dream I had to wrangle big turtles and I wasnt scared

2 days Post-wisdom tooth surgery and I cant open my mouth very much to speak and I kind of feel like Rayne Fisher-Quann

Accidentally showed my cards at work when someone said they've never eaten a raisin. Pissed me right off

Why didnt we ever talk about Sonic Youth being in an episode of Gossip Girl

All of the best artists i know are becoming tattoo artists now... every single one.. I can't explain it but it gives me a bad taste in my mouth. Something about it being impossible to survive as an artist unless your product is something that people can not only consume but make a part of their identity. Yeahh Art has always been used to signal intentions of the consumer, but the signaling now feels markedly more obvious and encompassing. Art is only successful right now if it helps with our dumbass self classificationnnnnn. Or somethingg I’m still thinking about it.

Instead of watching horror movies I lay in bed and put my foot on random objects scattered under my covers and convince myself they're scary things (it's really frightening)

Cast reviewbrah as Linton Heathcliff