It's Funky Fresh Friday my fellow crackers,

i thought this shit died why isn’t gone yet please stop bringing this up this shit sucks

Shut the fuck up

may i share with you the best video on the internet

let this bring about a weird al revival

"le dollar bean" makes me even more uncomfortable than "unalive" because they're overtly turning the censorship into a quirky joke and selling fucking merch that says it and shit

this makes me want to kill myself for real thanks!!

war and hate on planet earth

here is solomon

this post permanently became a fixture in my brain and i cannot get it out. the other day i was looking out the window to see the streets were damp from rain and thought "god has pet them wethands style"

*September 1st on Tumblr*

You can only reblog this once a year

Someone is fucking with Joseph Gannascoli on The Sopranos wiki

If you choose to complain about running out of things to watch because of the strikes your options are either I cave your face in with a lead pipe or you sit down and watch One Piece.

This is not what I meant

🥺!! (x)

using tumblr mobile and seeing people talk about a desktop layout change is like hearing a timer suddenly start ticking down. I am safe for now but I hear the danger

what clown

it hurts to see someone else living your dreams

i hate this site so much its unreal

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If you get a puppy at the standard time, around 9 or 10 weeks, it is YOUR responsibility to teach them this. As you are playing, anytime they bite even a little too hard, make a sharp noise like a yelp or a hissing intake of breath or even just “hey!” not angry, more like in pain, and immediately stop playing. If they try to continue to play turn your shoulder or back to them, ignore them until they stop and let you recover. Then you can go back to playing with them. You are showing them what it looks like when they bite too hard, and what is expected of them in that situation, which is to wait to be invited to play before reengaging. Not only does this train them to not bite too hard, it lets them calibrate to each person, dog, and situation.

Maybe one of your hands is hurt – having grown up learning bite inhibition this way, your dog will pick up that you are wincing or stopping to inspect your hand or making a noise and will adjust their bite force/play style. This is a key aspect of socialization, and will let your dog play well with other dogs, children, etc.

12 whole years to enter early development... the skyrim money finally went dry thank you sithis

is no one else going to talk about how Yor is stimming

Love how Yor and Loid are both (probably) autistic.