"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

girl dinner (big fucking plate of carbs and protein) girl math (complex analysis) girl career (trades and engineering and politics and compsci) girl sports (dirtbikes and football and weightlifting) girl instruments (drums and bass guitar and electric) girl personality (loud and opinionated and annoying and brash)

Tone!! Hey, Tone!!! You won’t believe dis. I’s was playin with the Nintendo, when all a sudden, get this, T, BLAMO! I get sucked into the friggin TV set.

You know I always hated those video game things, T. I’m scared, this is no good. You gotta get me outta here. Wait, ..................oh, madonn’.

Phil.

- Paulie.

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PSA: *Beware* AI-generated fungi guudebooks!!

…Not a phrase I imagined myself typing today. But, via @heyMAKWA on Twitter:

“i'm not going to link any of them here, for a variety of reasons, but please be aware of what is probably the deadliest AI scam i've ever heard of:

“plant and fungi foraging guide books. the authors are invented, their credentials are invented, and their species IDs will kill you”

…So please be careful if you run across anything of this kind.

Hey man why's there so much shit w Miguel O'Hara muttering endearments to a self insert in Spanish. This man is half Irish he's literally too Catholic to function. He's not gonna say sexy things in Spanish, if he tried to be vulnerable for even a moment he'd projectile vomit on the floor

I reject your boring Latin Lover stereotype of Miguel which is a lie made up to conceal the truth: Miguel O'Hara is the type of guy to eat his lunch alone in his car while his coworkers are like "Is he eating his lunch alone in his car"

moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying shit like this.

[image description: search that reads “country in africa that starts with K”. the featured snipped is from www.emergentmind.com and reads “While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K". The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound. It's always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.” /end ID]

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

girls literally looooove data they love information

got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes

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this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don't believe such a time ever existed

this post always kills me bc i’m like 90% sure the picture behind him is this:

are managers the reason why no one is getting hired yet EVERYWHERE is hiring???? cus if so that tracks bc managers are some of the absolute stupidest people on this earth

I know I've posted this thread in the past but it's still like top TTRPG posting of the decade

the discord server with a friend group i run decided theyd like to add an NSFW channel which so far has been terrible. for them. theyve found out new things about the world and about themselves ever since we added it and im entirely to blame

none of it is my fault since they asked for the channel and opened the flood gates when one of them outed me as being into vore. like oh you think youre funny for that. im gonna be hilarious then

Either they're related or this is the same person

It wasn’t me this time, I swear

I'd like to believe you but we both know what you're capable of

I made sourdough like that. We jokingly called it the “tasty brick” and cut off super thin slices because it WAS delicious, but it was so dense, a single normal slice would sit heavy in your belly like a brick.