and the universe said i love you

we exist for love btw

I dig in the soil I squirm and I toil I slam in the back of my apple car

Getting into a fist fight with the wedding DJ cause he won't take my request to play "whatever's scariest"

Bagel and cream cheese themed wedding

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

being friends with me is fun. you get 3 chances to correctly guess the answer to my riddle before i kill you 😊🤸‍♂️

Goodnight images goodnight documents goodnight apps goodnight files

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

I dreamt i was looking at a wikipedia page that was like "list of autistic people" and i opened one of the subheadings and all it said underneath it was "autistic, Yoda is"

send cropped political memes

like this

i don’t know what a boat is

obv if you’re in a relationship that tires you out or makes you struggle to see eye to eye then that’s a problem, but the idea that good/healthy relationships don’t demand anything of you is… not true? lol. when people say relationships require hard work, they mean that love involves care and attention and patience, practices that in the long term are sustained by effort and initiative. ofc that doesn’t mean it should be a difficult effort to make, at least not all the time, but it does mean that loving someone has its ups and downs and you need to be able to negotiate that bc you’re human. love is labour, but it’s the kind of labour that makes the effort meaningful

something holy inside you wants to get out but you can’t let it

high as hell and im thinking about ehat if there was a meme going around that was just posting this picture under people's posts

captioned "i drinked you" and people would freak out and all the tags would be like "GET DRINKED" "IDIOT GOT DRINKED" tha k you for coming to my teddy talky

If i were in a high fantasy setting i’d be corrupted by the allure of ancient and forbidden magicks SO quickly you have no idea

hey guys i think music might be love

reblog to hit the person u rebloged from with a water balooon