this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

This is how Tiffany Haddish ended her standup special. I’ve never been so happy to be cursed.

by Roberto Bertero

CHINESE HOROSCOPE THAT SO TRUTHFUL ITS SCARY OMG

don’t look ahead and be truthful, or else it won’t work!!!!  ~~On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 through 11 in a column on the left.  ~~Next to the numbers 1 & 2, write down any two numbers you want.  ~~ Next to the numbers 3 & 7, write down the names of two members of the opposite gender. CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT.  ~~Write anyone’s name (like friends or family…) next to 4, 5, & 6.  Remember, DON’T CHEAT OR YOU’LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID! XP  ~~Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, & 11.  ~~Finally, MAKE A WISH!  READY?!  ~  ~~  ~~~  ~~~~  ~~~~~  ~~~~~~  wheeeee!  ~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~  The Key!  - The number of people that like you is found in number 2.  - The person in number 3 is the one you love.  - The person you like but your relationship cannot work is in number 7  - You care most about the person you put in number 4.  - The person you named in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.  - The person you named in 6 is your lucky star.  - The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.  - The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.  - The 10th number is the song that tells you most about your mind.  - 11 is the song telling how you feel about life.  - Number 1 is your lucky number.  ~  Repost this within an hour of reading this, and if you do, your wish will come true. Repost this with CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)

CHINESE HOROSCOPE

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DUDE THIS FREAKED ME OUT ITS ACCURATE AF OMG ;-;

OMG THIS IS WICKED

this some voodoo shit

CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)

BRRRUUUUUH THIS WAS SO ACCURATE MY HEART STOPPED 3 & 7 WERE TRUE AS FUCK (do not cheat you’ll ruin the game!!!!)

this didn’t work oh well but my numbers for 1 & 2 were 3 & 7 lol it was weird

some of them weren’t really accurate but a lot were really scary accurate I am scared

Chinese horoscope

yo shit this is cool - rach

CHINESE HOROSCOPE

CHINESE HOROSCOPE

IMFUCKING GAGGING

CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)

8 people apparently like me. Where tf they at? I care most about for number 4 is my own mother. Number 5 is my brother that knows me well. Number 6 is my baby niece is deff my lucky star. 10th number is the song that tells me most about my own mind is Pretty thoughts by Alina Baraz.

CHINESE HOROSCOPE

A powerful but benevolent water spirit lives here.

I got goosebumps

I feel like I’m about to find the final boss