you're supposed to avoid lighthouses

I love the implication that Ford was still writing parts of the journal right as Weirdmageddon was starting up. Like he's writing it as him and Dipper are running through the woods together, trying to keep hidden as Bill's weirdness takes over the town.

GIRL STOP WRITING AND GET HIM

Ford, squatting with his journal on his knee, carefully inking in the body of the monster actively ending the world: "Dipper, stand guard for me while I finish drawing this beautiful landscape of the cliffs around our endangered town. And can I borrow your white-out? I need it to draw Bill's eye really big—"

WAIT YEAH, HE DOES USE WHITE OUT FOR THAT PAGE, DOESN'T HE?

Post uncancelled, FORD WE ARE IN AN APOCALYPSE. STOP DOING ARTS AND CRAFTS.

He keeps his art supplies in his coat for ease of access.

#mabel behavior

Everyone pack it up, this tag is the only thing on this post that matters

Little Rosie wanted to get up on the bed with her owners, so they built her a puppy ramp. (via)

The Muppets is a one hundred percent accurate representation of the queer community theater experience. It's the day before the big show. The costumes aren't finished. The props are missing. We're rewriting the script. There's a leak in the ceiling of the theater. We can't find the guest stars. The director is about to have a nervous breakdown. Someone is dressed as a giant plant.

a graph based on my observations

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

Oh shit a free blahaj don't mind if I do :3

Hey just a reminder that the first rule of being friends with an artist is don't fucking ask for a discount.

the second rule is if they offer a discount you offer to pay full price anyway cause artists deserve to get paid even if they’re your friends. especially if they are your friends

i cant take it anymore god made a baby lynx without any regards for proportions and i cant stop thinking about that. look at this

he feet too big for he goddamn he

Here's the thing: the Canadian Lynx STAYS disproportionate.

S C R E A M I N G

Oh that’s a great shape for a guy

woke up to my neighbor screaming “louder please, alexa!” and now ring of fire by johnny cash is positively Blasting through the morning air

SING, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC

One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas

[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]

I FOUND THE FULL ONE AND ITS SO MUCH MORE CHAOTIC.

HYRULE SHOOK ME TO MY CORE!

THIS WORD HAS TWO KINGDOMS RULES BY A BEING IN A TOWER!

The existence of Oz and Neverland is wild too. Does this mean that there is a REAL Earth outside of this? Could Wendy hang out in Westeros?

Wait a minute... why is Westeros in the fucking East?

If it's a spherical world, then we just slide over a little and it's in the west.

If it's a Discworld, we have another problem 🫠

@brightlotusmoon

i mean this as is they seem like they’re good at the subject but honestly interpret it as whatever

THANK YOU for saying “grin and bear it” @fenneko — while I stand by “comically futile despair,” I now realize that this is often my しょうがない or 我慢 (or even "hahahahaha FUCK") emoji

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

i’ve had this queued for 365 days

Come on [tumblr] where’s my Mars Bear fanart?

i love this

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