Maybe you’d feel better if you just turned to the dark side and went batshit crazy
i will not be nostalgic for swtor. swtor nostalgia is the mind-killer. swtor nostalgia is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face my swtor nostalgia. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the swtor nostalgia has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
this fruit is so good i wish i could give every farmer in Peru 100 thousand dollars
i don't understand how one can be both a billionaire and a human because i would eat an average quality mango and be like "call my financial advisor I have to bestow a gift upon every mango grower on Earth."
"I wish I knew you IRL" is the sweetest kindest sentiment but unfortunately knowing me IRL is essentially the same experience as knowing me online, IE: we exchange words once every six months and you never see my face
Fuck off! It’s Thursday! Don’t Forget to submerge yourself in a false persona and forget who you truly are!
"ryan gosling is too old to play ken" well i think it's cool when actors in their 40s get to play sluts actually
"Villain era," I hiccup between sobs as I'm forced to assert basic boundaries for my mental well being.
Years ago I overheard (eavesdropped upon) a telephone conversation between a public parks official and a golf course owner.
Parks Official: No sir, you cannot
Parks Official: No. They are a protected species
Parks Official: You CANNOT shoot them
Parks Official: Or poison them, no. Or trap them
Parks Official: If you like, we can-- no, I'm it. I'm the ranking official here. There's nobody above me. My boss? You mean... the governor's office? Sure, I guess. Okay bye
After he hung up, he gave me this thousand-yard stare before answering my unvoiced question.
"There's a flock of flamingos at the 9th green disrupting golfers. He wanted permission to go out there with a shotgun and take care of matters, but sensed there might be... legal ramifications. So he called us."
I laughed. "Does that happen often?"
"Oh, we get calls like that a couple times a month."
Golf really is the sport of the rich out of touch weirdos. I bet they even put plastic flamingos on their lawn as decorations 🦩⛳
I hadn’t drawn her properly since 2017 so I went a little hogwild 🏃♂️
Love that they put “a sense of impending doom” as one of the symptoms of a heart attack, like girl, that’s just how it is to be alive these days, you’re gonna have to be more specific
This made me chuckle but after scrolling away I felt the need to come back to it.
Because as someone who has felt this I can not stress how different it actually is from anxiety. Which is saying a lot because I have a massive anxiety disorder.
I've only felt this twice in my life - once when I was going into kidney failure due to an infection and again when my body was going into shock due to dehydration and malnourishment due to GI issues - and I can not stress how much it saved my life. It's hard to even put it into words. It's not like a panic attack, or anxiety. It is a horrific gut turning feeling of absolute dread.
Especially if you have anxiety you'll know the difference honestly. It's so much worse. It's every cell in your body and your brain screaming that there's something horribly wrong in a way you've never felt. It's your brain screaming out that you are going to die in a way no panic attack has ever done before.
I can not stress how important it is to get yourself to the ER if you feel this way. Especially if your having other physical symptoms.
This is amazing and incredibly helpful, oh my god. Thank you.