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the prettiest man u ever seen /j

@frozen-fishbags

as peepaw willy once said "I always come back bc they couldn't handle my fucking swag"

Hey, its benny

My old acc got fucking nuked so here i am again

Here's my carrd

Go wild i guess <3

https://benjisdirtyhouse.carrd.co/

I love Ethan Winters because he’ll fight a giant undead hillbilly made of mould and a sexy giant vampire lady that turns into a meat dragon, but he’ll still be like “oh my god what the hell is going on? 😰” when faced with literally any minor threat.

My boy simply does not understand what is happening at any given time and I have nothing but love for him. 10/10 protagonist behaviour

I love how Ethan Winters canonival character is just a blond himbim with green eyes and two brain functions: love spouce, and food.

Like in RE8 we all know that he tries to eat soup with his bare hands right? But no one stops to talk about how he tries while the pot is still on the stove, not even turned off. Like this man loves so much and fuck his limbs, right? Rather eat it straight n' fresh than risk the clearly time waste of grabbing a spoon. God I love that man so much.

“descendants” but instead of disney villains it’s tumblr sexymen. discuss.

actually i take back what i said in the notes. having them all be marketable cookie-cutter dolls is by far THE worst/funniest outcome. brb i gotta draw this

i've only drawn two and i already feel like dying

this ended up with much more of a Monster High/EAH sort of vibe due to my personal bias but.