headphones are not enough i need to roll up the song and smoke it

He works so hard! 🐸💚

The excluded tags filter on Ao3 is such a fucking lifesaver. I love it so much.

Do I know what I want to read? No. Do I know what I DON'T want to read? Absolutely. God bless

{\__/} ( • . •) / >♥️  i give this to everyone that is struggling right now. it’ll be ok.

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

ok

update: we are dating

update: we are married

update: we knocked up

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

Update: had a baby together

Update: he’s 1 year old today

Well this is adorable!

This is the top quality I want on my dash. No other post besides this and Mash Potato the dog matters on this site.

The parenting challenge:

Your daughter dissapears for two days. She turns up breaking into her own room, wounded, and smelling of sewage, brothel and gunpowder, with a complete stranger. Your wife is threatening them with a hunting rifle.

His reaction:

1- Hug. Tight. No questions asked.

2- Give the stranger a good once-over. Like, 5 seconds long. His eyes probably said to Vi thank you ♡ oh… wow, okay… wow… all at once.

3- *Glower* at his wife, upper lip pursed in utter disgust, when she called the person “a stray”.

4- Remove suspicious bits of metal from his daughter’s leg while she rants and curses. Still no questions asked. No eyebrows raised. Only delicately pulling really sharp bits of metal fireflies (okay?) from her leg, while she moves quite a bit.

5- Deploy most powerful weapon in his arsenal, The Puppy Eyes, to obtain permission for his daughter to rest (yes, “rest” with that girl waiting in her bedroom). Of course, The Puppy Eyes work. It gets her an audience with the council AND a moment of intimacy.

[As a side note, Cait is absolutely going to deploy those same Puppy Eyes on Vi, all the time. Vi is so fucked.]

Her dad is definitely where Caitlyn gets *that* attitude from. You know, the “I don’t fear difference and I’m going to treat you like a person and care for you now” attitude? Yeah, it’s from him.

His name is Tobias. He gets the trophy for best dad. 🏆

Vi, chaotic disaster (affectionate)

Anonymous requested: ↳ Caitlyn bringing the shimmer to cure Vi

Blocked

Parried

Someone figured out how to make a mask that responds to eye movement! Another amazing start to a cosplay! 

Props to Lenses Factory HK

artist: https://twitter.com/o314e

artist: https://twitter.com/Snegovski9623

a little soft vi

sticks and stones will break your bones but investing your heart in a book or a tv show will cause irreparable damage and you will not recover.

All imma say is... Arcane

ARCANE

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

[image description: screen grab of text tags. It reads “#they’re only a dilf if they act like a dad #otherwise they’re filth (father i’d like to hurt)”. End image description.]

Comic on having long-COVID as a young person. Sending love to others who may be similarly suffering.

Ko-Fi

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