it says alt but its not an alt im just dumb

kitty maid, my leaf wife 💚

the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system

i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do

and if i said mu qing what then

oh my god no do i have to make a master post of all my fengqing fics here too if twitter kills itself

this is terrible no one speak to me ever again (lying) (please talk to me) (i can make the master post im just lazy)

more Deny Me fengqing but they're making out against a wall because it's what they deserve

go over to my twitter for the nsfw version :) i miss the old days when tumblr let me post porn o(-(

post Deny Me canon fengqing get to dance around their kitchen together i think. let them be soft. let them be domestic :(

read Deny Me, she's my pride and joy :)

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You are the sole normal, unpowered student at a School for the Supernaturally Gifted. You were bullied once. Once.

"Why are you being so nice to me after everything I've done?" He Xuan asks, confused and slightly dazed because he's been nothing but terrible to Shi Qingxuan. He doesn't deserve this kindness.

"Because I love you." She tells him, and the words are easy to say. Natural.

"Why?"

I am here today to present to you my Qianxiu propaganda (Lang Qianqiu & Pei Xiu)

Time for a hypothetical exposition lol

Imagine young mortal Pei Xiu, growing up in the Yong'an outskirts and hearing passing tales of the kingdom's former glory. The elders telling of the legendary prince who ascended to godhood after slaying his former teacher and restoring peace to his people; how the people know him now as their beloved and benevolent protector: His Highness Tai Hua.

Now consider Pei Xiu's surprise after a turbulent and traumatic ascension, the issues and consequences of his actions still close on his heels. The God of the North has seen greatness in him and while he's effectively made a new name for himself, it's not been achieved in a way he wanted. He's ashamed but he resolves to handle what remains of his bloody ascension quietly-- not wanting to tarnish his new General's reputation.

Time passes and Pei Xiu grows accustomed to his new position in the Middle Court, handling several tasks on behalf of Ming Guang Palace while quietly managing the situation within the Half Moon Kingdom. He is efficient and calm under pressure. His General often calls on him to handle affairs among the High Court.

It was only a matter of time before he was tasked with handling business directly with Tai Hua Palace.

They say you should never meet your heroes but if that's the case then Lang Qianqiu is the exception. He's bright and straightforward and far more sincere than other gods of his caliber. Most think him naive; Pei Xiu thinks the High Court could benefit from being more like him. Himself included.

In the passing of time and the expense of Ming Guang's pristine reputation, Pei Xiu finds himself mortal and-- one again-- in exile. Imagine his surprise at a chance encounter with the god of the East while on his new path. He doesn't know what brings Lang Qianqiu to the mortal realm, but it's likely to do with the sudden shift in the prince's demeanor. There's a darkness in his eyes that Pei Xiu recognizes in those who haunt his past; who has stooped so low as to be the object of Tai Hua's revenge?

And now-- some ship vibes to chew on:

In short: I think these two would compliment each other stupidly well and as a result they have an entire cinematic universe in my brain.

This is just. Book 4 Xie Lian.