“this chick” is barack obama 

Wizard Emoji Review

neat, i love his star robes! 10/10

ooh i love his beard and he looks very comfy 10/10

woah! i love the detail 11/10!

oh he’s just…chilling 8)/10 (10/10)

i trust him with my f**king life 10/10

oooooooh his hat! i have one just like it! 10/10!

i got so inspired i drew my own! i like to think it’s 10/10!

soup is now what bacon and pizza were in the 2010's. frogs are the new owls, mushrooms are the new succulents.

Lemons are the new pineapples

if i were on the board of home depot id suggest opening a lesbian bar in the gardening section

the scripts for cruella, riverdale and the powerpuff girls reboot have done an Excellent job at raising my self confidence as a writer; I rest assured in the knowledge that I Literally can't do worse

teenager 30,000BC: my parents sold me to hitting a log with a stick

all advertising needs to be destroyed im sick of ads on the free apps that *came with the computer i bought*.. on MY computer! im sick of 15 seconds of advertising before i watch a video made by a zillenial then paid to recite how much they love the new mocoa cocoa drink mix im sick of brands pretending to be my friend im sick of urban space used only to sell you products (later, somewhere else) im sick of subscription services im sick of copyright im sick of new roads for new customers for our new walmart im SICK!!!! burn it all down i can't live like this!!!!

gonna do a miss officer and mr truffles on these photos

Stop telling people in twitter that things already happened in tumblr!!! I wanna see them organize their own dashcon, dont discourage them!!!

5,000 Follower Giveaway!!! 🎈🎉🥰🌸

Thank you guys so much for 5,000 followers!!!! I love that you’ve all decided to come spend time with me and join in on the things I do/love!!!!!

To celebrate I’ll be giving away HDDice Transparent Blue Glitter and HDDice Iridescent Purple to TWO winners!!!

(Along with a couple surprise loose dice!!!)

Here are the sets you can win!!

To enter this give away you only have to follow a few rules!!

Giveaway ends on Saturday April 13th, 2019 at 11:59pm CST

GOOD LUCK AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING ME AND SPENDING YOUR TIME WITH ME, IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME