pffft. evil icarus lukas

actually i CAN back trans rights and still criticize the cosmetic surgery industry. these ideas aren’t contradictory. i went to a plastic surgeon for top surgery, and i’m grateful that i was able to get that done, but going through that process put an even sharper focus on the fact that an 18 year old cis girl could get breast augmentation with a fraction of the hoops i had to jump through.

i CAN still support my trans sisters’ rights to get ffs while also speaking up about how it is routine in my culture for 13 year old girls to receive rhinoplasty. and honestly i’m kind of insulted by the idea that in order to speak about one i have to shut up about the other.

war and murder are awful. killing another human being is a horrible thing to do. swords and guns are cool as fuck. these two beliefs exist simultaneously in my mind and do not conflict at all

girl what the fuck is this

no, I get it

That's Dewey from Malcolm in The Middle

these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.

yesterday "remainingforefinger" followed me and the fact that this ISN'T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist's assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.

Pour one out for this choice bot url

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

wait it gets better

Cellbit: I feel like I'm 10% French already.

Foolish: Oh... I- I dunno how to like, deepthroat my words. Like, I dunno how to-

Everyone: WHAT

Phil: [Grabs his mic] What.

Jaiden: Does anyone???

Foolish: Like- like- Like- I don't- like, you know how I mean [gurgles] Like when saying it, like the like, kinda back of the throat?

Phil: Chat, how does everything Foolish says like, you know how he like starts a sentence? You know how when Foolish starts a sentence? How does he like, actively always say the most sus thing? [Laughs] I don't know how he does it, it's like a talent. Every time Foolish is given the floor to start a sentence on his own, it's like, immediately just sus. [Laughs] It's a talent he has.

the timing of that reply was amazing LMAO

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real

You wouldn't know it, but I like to make all sorts of funny/cute stuff out of junk. Anyway. Today I found a piece of construction foam on the street. I wonder if I could make something cute out of it

Upd:

Creature. I want to make a Creature

Another update. It looks like a croissant now haha

Update again. I found out that I don't have sandpaper at home. But I did find a nail file, so now this little dude will be smoother:>

The final update:

Creechur :]

Tub to the bo

Oh this is going to be good

Do you ever realize that you've never been on a bad date, in the grand scheme of things?

Tried to established a boundary with a guy. He replied "daddy's gonna have to punish you for that"

guy who is an asshole and guy who is shamelessly enabling said asshole and yet constantly complains about it is the best dynamic in the entire world

little kids love spooky mascots like bendy and Freddy but I notice they interpret the characters as totally benevolent basically and I think they deserve good quality media that plays into that, a horrifying but objectively heroic protagonist earnestly made for really young audiences. Yeah they got venom but that's still aimed at teens to adult nerds. I guess there's probably no media company right now with the guts to openly market a slavering fanged ghoul as a friendly children's hero but it is literally what they're clamoring for.

I dunno it just feels shiftier how all these newer mascot horror games are only kind of "implicitly" for kids, like they're still made with adult sensibilities and content kids might not be all that prepared to handle yet on the down-low they're hoping to get kids buying merch. Feels off. If you want the baby market then do it unironically and honestly.

There should be like an unironically scary character like you'd expect aesthetically to be the main threat of an adult horror franchise but it just protects kids from harm AND its associated media should be entirely G-rated other than the monster design itself. Make it like a skeleton bat clown with anglerfish teeth or a big black hairy centipede with a bunch of broken baby doll heads but it only hurts mean people and only adults. Or you know there isn't even any violence but it scares away bullies and then it helps the kids find their cat or make a sandcastle or whatever. The writing should not be like it's also for adults. It should be like the level of Bluey or Octonauts, like high quality but intellectually accessible to a three year old. And like the monster lurks anywhere dark like under beds and stuff. Yes there are children who would still be scared of it anyway but there were always children who got scared of big bird or the teletubbies, you know??? I bet other kids would get it and they'd get to feel like the scariest fucker they ever saw is inherently on their side.

hey gu🐇ys wait what was that.

many helpful reports from our teams in the field

in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us

please imagine 6 teenagers with giant sad puppy eyes looking at a dear sweet 50 something year old art teacher and asking "may we please hear burning screams"

butch tubbo. goodnight

[id: a drawing of c!tubbo over a light brown background. he’s bent over a wooden worktable, one hand resting on his hip. he’s sweating and tired, but smiling. he’s wearing a white tank top with a decal showing a trout and “showchester natl ice fishing champ 2021″, over a black binder. he’s also wearing faded jeans with a belt and carabiner with keys, as well as a pouch with a tape measure attached and a pride flag patch. a pair of yellow safety goggles is pushed up to his hairline. on the worktable are an open can, a flashlight, and a drill. end id]