when your cat Wants Something but they just stand there looking at you like this
Exhibit A
Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.
did we learn nothing
Tumblr banned the word “cheese” because it was a reference to Destiel porn.
i mean.... look at his reaction to grilled cheese
Which one of them is Destiel?
I mean... half of Destiel is there? So you're halfway there.
I hope the reddit refugees have been warned about checking blog titles.
@one-time-i-dreamt can't keep getting away with these things.
Luckily @one-time-i-dreamt is among the most posted blogs on r/tumblr and the reddit population should be prepared.
NOT IF I CHANGE MY PROFILE PICTURE
@one-time-i-dreamt can't change the photo that fast
Did… did you just add glasses… like you’re Clark Kent?
not all of it is bad i think….…. we are going to be okay i think.
Me : *hears a noise while being home alone*
the Twitch chat in my brain :
voting on polls of fandoms ive never heard of to make their data more diverse
It’s never been more lonely or isolating to be a young person than these last 5 years. Meeting actual people you can connect with takes a lot of energy and time so at the end of the day it’s the vulnerable people that are being left behind
And sometimes I lay awake and think ‘’What if I will forever be this lonely little thing? What if I die like this?’’ so im putting effort into preventing that. But I know not everyone is able to do that. I guess what im trying to say is that I suspect there are a lot of lonely people and these numbers will only increase. So if you’re lonely rn I just wanna say that you’re not alone in this. It’s just really hard
“I’m going to bite down riiiight…..here. Sink my fangs into you and suck down the blood as your little heart goes wild~”
“Fuck- Yes please.”
“……what-?”
“Yes - I want to be inside you forever - make me part of you, please-“
“…..okay yeah now you made it weird. Bye. ……..- no-???? Don’t follow me????”








