The Trouble with NFT’s

A sequel to this

legitimately no shade at all to the post thats going around rn about demystifying homestuck, but i feel like any homestuck fan who claims its not that weird or difficult to understand has just gotten too used to homestuck being the way it is to remember how fucking incomprehensible it is on first contact. "the plot/worldbuilding isnt that hard to understand" sure, if youre willing to just roll with shit as it comes. the problem is that homestuck is structured and paced like an insane person wrote it, because an insane person did write it. theres a lot of narrative shorthand and convention we take for granted in stories and homestuck throws so much of that out the window that at first glance its barely recognizable as a narrative at all. the first, second, and third time i read it, i felt like my brain was melting out my ear. dont get me wrong, i think its fantastic and highly recommend it if youre someone willing or even eager to listen to the sound of your brain sauteeing inside your own skull, but it isnt for everyone for a very good reason and the reason is that in many ways, both purposeful and accidental, homestuck is less a coherent narrative and more a test of endurance

just had a delicious 🍔 Cheeseburger🧀 #burgerlife #beef #america #🦅🦅🦅🎇🇲🇾POSTCANCELLEDIJUST SAW A ROACHONMybeD

yaoi couple/yuri couple/regular couple splatfest

“God is dead” -Zendaya

Zendaya is Nietzsche???

a collection of tmw s1 martin slander👍

they're so in love

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

-Mary Toft, 1726

Hold on I need to look something up

What

yeah. sorry

It's inktober time of year again! Going to be animating every day for the 4th year in a row. ✨

Day 01: Dream

A MOVIE A DAY KEEPS THE GHOULIES AWAY - DAY 1 ↪ Barbie, eat your heart out. BRIDE OF CHUCKY (1998) dir. Ronny Yu

i want to be ramona flowers and also i want to be with her gaygirl style

yes scott pilgrim vs the world had a moral if a girl with colorful hair comes intoyoir life you have to stop being a loser and bark like a dog for her

lesbian is not a swear word and it takes the same amount of letters as that shit you wrote

i want there to be more fanfic aus where everything is the same but for one minor detail. everything is the same but there’s sentient animals wandering around. everything is the same but everyone is called gerry. everything is the same but two characters are siblings for no reason

At the Minnesota Fringe Festival in 2018 there was a show called “Hamlet, But Hamlet’s a Chicken.” It was more or less what it said on the tin. They had made arrangements to borrow some therapy chickens, and for any scene that needed Hamlet, an affectionate handler gently carried in that day’s chicken (it would be one specific chicken for any given performance, but they didn’t have one chicken play Hamlet the whole time as that would have stressed out the chickens) and set her on the stage and then the chicken got to wander around and do whatever she wanted as the other actors did the scene.

There was also, I think, a scene with swordfighting where it was “the fight scene, but everyone’s using pool noodles” and some other similarly bizarre changes, but the MAIN thing I remember

was Hamlet’s soliloquy

because they just announced, “Hamlet’s soliloquy!” and then brought out the chicken and set her on the stage and then let her just hang out being a chicken for like FIVE MINUTES and the entire audience watched, completely riveted. It helps that chickens are cute. At one point she fluffed up her feathers and everyone gasped. A+ show, would go see it again.

Need minimum 12 hours a day of do my own thang time

I cannot express how much I adore dappled shadows formed by sunlight in paintings and photography and in real life

I also adore how this pattern has manifested itself in the form of camouflage for some species

The echo of those same dappled shadows that we paint in our art is genetically coded into a baby’s fur in order to keep her safe. A beautiful thing.

(Photos by Joel Sartore)