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Reblogged kocksville
johnny knoxville eating shit compilation
Reblogged tardisman14
Reblogged star-rott
memory issues ๐ i forgor everythign ever
Reblogged nyxedbones
"exercise will give you more energy" gets said a lot as a common piece of health advice but I think it needs to be expanded into "exercising will make you tired while you do it, and you will continue to be tired immediately afterwards, sometimes even the next day too, but over months of consistent exercise, your muscles will get stronger and therefore get less tired out by everyday activities, making you feel like day-to-day life takes less physical energy than it used to"
Reblogged stonefruitz
โi asked chatgptโ well i asked the voidfish and they said ^ฬดอฬฒ%ฬตอฬฌ+ฬตฬฬจ#ฬดฬฬ*ฬถอฬ#ฬทอฬค^ฬทอฬ#ฬตฬฬฎโฌฬตอฬ#ฬธฬฬ+ฬตฬ ฬป#ฬตอฬฎ*ฬตออ#ฬธอฬซ #ฬธอ ฬ ^ฬดอฬฒ%ฬตอฬฌ+ฬตฬฬจ#ฬดฬฬ*ฬถอฬ#ฬทอฬค^ฬทอฬ#ฬตฬฬฎโฌฬตอฬ#ฬธฬฬ+ฬตฬ ฬป#ฬตอฬฎ*ฬตออ#ฬธอฬซ #ฬธอ ฬ ^ฬดอฬฒ%ฬตอฬฌ+ฬตฬฬจ#ฬดฬฬ*ฬถอฬ#ฬทอฬค^ฬทอฬ#ฬตฬฬฎโฌฬตอฬ#ฬธฬฬ+ฬตฬ ฬป#ฬตอฬฎ*ฬตออ#ฬธอฬซ #ฬธอ ฬ ^ฬดอฬฒ%ฬตอฬฌ+ฬตฬฬจ#ฬดฬฬ*ฬถอฬ#ฬทอฬค^ฬทอฬ#ฬตฬฬฎโฌฬตอฬ#ฬธฬฬ+ฬตฬ ฬป#ฬตอฬฎ*ฬตออ#ฬธอฬซ #ฬธอ ฬ ^ฬดอฬฒ%ฬตอฬฌ+ฬตฬฬจ#ฬดฬฬ*ฬถอฬ#ฬทอฬค^ฬทอฬ#ฬตฬฬฎโฌฬตอฬ#ฬธฬฬ+ฬตฬ ฬป#ฬตอฬฎ*ฬตออ#ฬธอฬซ
Reblogged owlmylove
trans person: im trans
society: ok
the magnificent african forest buffalo:
The magnificent african forest buffalo:
iim. actually going to cry. im so honored thank uou
Reblogged owlmylove
thereโs something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow
I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years
and you still have tomorrow to try again
Reblogged urbanbirdbud
my place of work has just restricted and forbidden the use of AI tools and any use will treated as a security and policy breach
Reblogged beholdthemem
Same energy as that time in college I told a girl that โthe tarotโ says she needs to go call her mom and start going to therapy and she fucking did.
absolutely a granny weatherwax moment. โyou need to move the outhouse because its presence is bothering the forest spirits and theyโre cursing youโ because trying to explain about bacteria from the outhouse contaminating the well wasnโt working.
Sometimes you gotta ask yourself โDo I want to be right or do I want results?โ and then act accordingly.
Reblogged beholdthemem
โI hate school Iโm sorry Malalaโ- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement
โIโm just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculusโ - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of womenโs labor it took to reach this point
Reblogged beholdthemem
So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.
So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.
She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.
He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...
"Oh you have a dick?"
"... yeah."
He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says
"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"
And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.
My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"
I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.
Reblogged beholdthemem
i feel like so many people misunderstand redemption arcs. theyโre not about forgiving past actions. theyโre not about softening previous behavior. redemption arcs are about realizing past behavior was heinous and resolving to be better, do better. thatโs why so many redemption arcs fall apart upon close scrutiny.
redemption arcs do not rely on forgiveness! if a character is behaving a certain way just to be forgiven, that is not a good redemption arc! redemption arcs rely on people realizing their own behavior was bad and that they need to own up to the consequences. and those consequences can often include a lack of forgiveness!
Reblogged kingworm
*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inherently selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.
Reblogged questbedhead
how life feels when you go alone to see a fun movie and when you leave the cinema the sun is still out
how life feels when you go alone to see a movie that really just hit you deeper than expected and resonated with you in some kind of way and when you leave the cinema the sun has just set