The pointless endeavours of a man named Joey.

2 6 9 obviously

1, 8 and 9. Use 1 to learn what I need to know combined with 9 in order to fund the process of replicating 8. Then consume as many 8s as it takes to get over her.

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

Cool, this is the exact same message, and a very similar ending scene to the first one! :D I sure do love original, and fresh ,endings.

Hey guys! I found my old lighter!

This is your ticket into hell.

i DoN’t GeT iT. :o)

When he’s hilarious and has a nice dick 

“have you not figured out that youve already been captured” “uuuuuUUUUUUUWAAAHHHH”

I cant stomach this fuckery and i hate this dickhead

Coyote Peterson is educating people about animals in a lighthearted and fun way on the scale (get it like crocodiles have) of the late great Steve Erwin. You can have all the empathy for animals you want, but if nobody knows they exist or how cool they are it aint gonna do shit. No animal is getting hurt, at most this frog is being inconvenienced for all of 30 seconds, but it’s worth it. Go be miserable somewhere else, and let this frog and Coyote be the stars.

Coyote is a hero

I love this man! He is pure! He handles animals carefully. He respects nature! Shush!

This is mesmerizing to watch.

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

Holy………..shmokes…….

Oh?? My god??

I’ll try my best to describe this. It’s a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song that’s a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldn’t make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.

HOLY SHIT

Apparently at my niece’s school the girls have started chanting “underwear” during class anytime they see a boy’s boxers from his pants being too low to protest against the teachers dress coding them for bra straps.

I’m laughing too hard to respond to my sister.

Heavy Rain ( 2010 )

All animations ramped up to 500%

I fully support this

Zelda, watching Link use the master sword to cut grass:

Ok this is so surreal

Also WHY is Tristan blurred????

i have so many questions. first: what the fuck

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

why do villains always mess up so badly

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous

@141-point-12

happy early birthday

what the ever living fuck

Oh my god.

Why are they white smh

i honestly dont even know what to caption this one

… I’m happy to see the Don’t Hug me in Scared crew are now scaring kids on official networks.

What’s wild is spongebob couldn’t afford this 😥

Spongebob lived in a 3 story house with a full out library and a piano, and a sun rooftop. I’m pretty sure he could afford this outfit 🙃

This is taken from ‘Schlottmachine”, a user from Reddit, and so the working out is all his or hers.

My time to shine. I wrote this about a week ago.

How well-off are Spongebob Squarepants and Squidward Tentacles? Spongebob and Squidward are the only other employees at the Krusty Krab; let's assume old man Krabs does nothing but count money and collect income. Without any change in shifts, each one of them works every single day except Sunday, all day. We know from "Imitation Krabs" that the 'Krab opens at 9.30am, and from the episode "Graveyard shift" that it closes at 8.00pm. That's 10.5 hours, without any breaks. Six days per week of work comes out to 63 hours. Let's assume the only time they have off is Christmas day. 52 weeks per year = 3,276 hours of solid work, minus 10.5 hours for one day off = 3265.5 hours of work per year. Since Mr. Krabs is known to be a cheapskate, let's assume they only make minimum wage. The show aired first in 1999, and is still broadcasting today. Minimum wage in 1999 was around $5.15, and is about $7.25 federally, even though some states (like Vermont) have chosen to raise it. Adjusting the minimum wage rate for each year between 1999 and 2014, let's come to a total. (The show's flagship broadcast was new year's 1999, so we'll cut out that year and calculate 2000 as the starting year.) MATH: 1999-2006 = $5.15, 3,265.5 hours per year

YTD earnings for FY2000 = $16,817.33

YTD earnings for FY2001 = $16,817.33

YTD earnings for FY2002 = $16,817.33

YTD earnings for FY2003 = $16,817.33

YTD earnings for FY2004 = $16,817.33

YTD earnings for FY2005 = $16,817.33

YTD earnings for FY2006 = $16,817.33

YTD earnings for FY2007 = $19,103.18

YTD earnings for FY2008 = $21,389.02

YTD earnings for FY2009 = $23,674.88

YTD earnings for FY2010 = $23,674.88

YTD earnings for FY2011 = $23,674.88

YTD earnings for FY2012 = $23,674.88

YTD earnings for FY2013 = $23,674.88

Excluding this year, we have a grand total of $276,587 and 91 cents, just north of $275K, if you cut out inflation and bank interest. Together, they make just over half a million dollars. This is great, but they've been working for 15 years, and without any real time off. I think it's time Krabs gave them a raise. ‪

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Takin a shit while rebloging your shit

that’s the kind of shit i like to hear

Well what kind of shit do you like to hear

that kind

Well shit who would have known

This shit confused me at first

Shit is getting out of hand

If shit is in hand, you’re shitting wrong.