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@fritoparty

Welcome to my hell hole of posts

we need more representation in media for people who are just dogshit at improvising snappy one liners. too many characters these days can come up with the smartest funniest thing to say in any given situation with zero rehearsal or hesitation and it's just not realistic. we need more guys who say shit like "yeah, well, um, how about you, uh, suck my dick?"

we need more characters who get hit with a one liner and instead of responding smugly with one of their own they're just like "kill yourself"

What’s something that gives your anxiety?

Making Phone calls

people

socializing

going into a public place

talking to someone i don’t know

going to a party for my parents’ friend

STANDING IN THE CHECKOUT LINE AT TARGET WHILE MY MOTHER IS GRABBING THE MILK

walking to the bus stop after leaving a little later than usual and worrying i’m gonna miss the bus

something unplanned being added into my schedule

having to order first when i’m in a group (even if i already know what i want)

Walking to school

riding a bike

being in a moving car