This week on why to love Dan Howell

(via mytoecold)

the only part that truly mattered

Dan’s ankles reblog if you agree

shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and go and it just kinda leaves em feeling vaguely isolated even though they might have plenty of regular friends

With girls it’s either I JUST SHAVED FEEL MY LEGS or I HAVEN’T SHAVED IN TWO MONTHS FEEL MY LEGS

soft & squishy, sharp & pointy

Person: [singing] Soft and squishy. Soft and squisy. [cat bites their hand] Sharp and pointy. Soft and s- [cat bites their hand again] AH, sharp and pointy.

this is life with a cat

me: goodnight moon :)

moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

me: *about to cry*

friend: are u ok?

me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

You know, I really like this actress! She’s so talented and beautiful, but sometimes when I see her on TV I get this kind of weird feeling…because she’s such a good actress! Yeah, I’m just appreciating her acting skills, haha. :)

help him

Another Sleepless Night with Phil

(for some reason this keeps deleting when I try to reblog, but description from the OP):

*blows kisses at wifi router*

DIL’S NEW JOB! - Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 #24

reasons to love harrison ford

1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why the FUCK not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD ASS MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a shit abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is fucking insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective