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#ScaredyToast2k18 have just gone to their NEW FOREVER HOME where they will live happily for many, many years to come. ♥️ Thank you all who signal boosted and donated to keep them fed and in clean litter – we could not have done it without you ❤️

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I AM FILLED WITH SO MUCH JOY AND ALSO STILL PLEASE TIP THE CANDICE FOR RUNNING A HALFWAY HOUSE FOR MY FERAL CATS? Because we are both still unemployed, and dude. 9 cats was too many cats in one apartment. 6 cats was also too many cats.Boo and Mel deserve ice-cream and  knighthoods and barrels of cash, because two of the 4 cats in their home are still my former ferals (Candice and I share Custody of Flynn, but still).

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THESE COULD BE YOUR CATS. candice.velasco@gmail.com #formerferal #catandkitten #mamacat #tuxedocat #blackcat #adoptacat #fostercat #fostercats #fostercatsofinstagram #cats #catsofinstagram

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Meet Scardeycat, and her intrepid son, Toast.

I first met Scardeycat circa late 2015/early 2016. She used to freeze when she saw me sat in the chair outside my back door, and then run away. I would feed her, but she wouldn’t start eating until I had gone. It took about a year, but soon she safe minimum distance shrank to about 6 feet and she became a regular. And mostly she lived under the deck on top of the garage.

Emboldened, with the help of my bff @lemonsharks I built two DIY winter feral cat shelters and place them outside my back door. I was convinced I had failed, and the shelters were useless, but Candice insisted they  were but just not when I could see cos cats are nocturnal mostly.

Then in the cold and wet spring of 2017, Scardeycat had a litter of kittens under the deck. She moved them, when the weather got colder and wetter, into one of the shelters. 

I spent pretty much all of April and May feeding mama and babies, and hanging out with them and unknowlingly socialising Scardeycat, who stopped hissing (mostly) and safe minimum distance shrank to about 8 inches. But four kittens was a lot of kittens and it was stressing her out, so Candice and I kidnapped the babies, who I’d named Flynn, Jones, Stone, And Cain. They came to live at Candice’s apartment, and we socialised them mostly through Stockholm Syndrome, and we kept Flynn and took the other Librarian kittens to the Anti-Cruelty Society who got them adopted out in less than a week.

Flynn is the best cat ever, except for your cat, who is also the best cat ever.

We kept saying we would TNR Scardeycat, but before we could, in most likely September, she had another litter of kittens–this time just two. I named them Shadow and Ghost, based on their behaviour. Shadow never left Scardeycat’s side, while Ghost took off like their ass was on fire every time I came outside until the lure of free wet food and heated cat shelters proved too much to ignore.

When I came back from two weeks with my family, during which time Boo and my upstairs neighbours had been in charge of feeding the ferals, Ghost disappeared. I choose to believe they were adopted and are now an indoor cat living the cushy life of a beloved pet. In the meantime, I bonded with Shadow, and Scardeycat had moved permanently from beneath the deck to the heated cat shelters.

Then in mid-January, Scardeycat went into heat. Tomcats from miles around appeared in out back garden, and annoyed one of the owners in my building, who gave me an ultimatum: stop feeding the cats, or bring them inside, or he was calling Animal Control. On top of that, one tom was very aggressive, and kept cornering and attacking Shadow. So I lured Shadow into my basement apartment with wet food. We got her into the guest bath after a week in the Utility Room with the intent of socialising her and getting her adopted.

At this point, I should probably mention there was water damage from a massive leak next to my HVAC system, as well as mould and mildew and God knows what else in the Utility Room. So I ended up with bronchitis in February, but it passed and I realised one day that o shit I was screwed, I was in love with Shadow the Pineapple Upsidedown Cat.

Fast forward to April. Scardeycat had another litter of kittens in the cat shelter, which was now located directy outside my back door. We got the entire nest into the utility room, and then like a horrible person, used the babies as bait to get Scardey to follow them inside. Mum and babies were transferred to guest bath, and the PLAN was to socialise them and get them all adopted.

The PLAN went all to hell when, less than a week later, I had a severe asthma attack and ended up in the ICU with acute respiratory failure, and spent 10 days on a ventilator. Candice and her wonderful roommate Mel took in Shadow, Scardey, and the babies, I recovered, spent three weeks with my family in Florida after rehab, and three of the four kittens–named Pita, Tortilla, Baguette, and Toast–were adopted.

Long story short, we would prefer it if the now completely non-feral Scardeycat and her ridiculous intrepid son Toast can be adopted together, because we feel guilty for repeatedly kidnapping Scardeycat’s babies. Also, for those of you who are concerned, Shadowcat is still at Candice’s, and I visit her and Flynn as often as I can.

Scardey and Toast have lived with Candice since April 16, and are wonderful cats. Toast is a slut for cuddles, and he has been altered, and his ears are too big for his head and he’s ridiculous. Scardeyca has all her shots and had her 3D Kitten Printer removed in May, and is still small, and quiet, but she will come up onto Candice’s bed and allow herself to be cuddled and even picked up and snuggled, but she mostly is not a lap cat.She is however a wonderful cat. She has had a very very hard life, and now deserves a Forever Home with humans who cater to her every desire, and she and Toast can have long and happy lives as indoor cats.

Here’s where you come in! Do you or someone you know love cats? Are you within driving distance of Chicago? PLEASE ADOPT THESE CATS. They are amazing pets, and need a home. They are fixed, vaxxed, and chipped, and ready to go onto their next great adventure! 

PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST. Spread the word, and help us find a Forever Home for Scardeycat and Toast.

Apologies for the image-heavy-ness, but how else can we convince you that Scardeycat and Toast are WONDERFUL CATS and that you should help them finally have a Forever Home?

Please help spread the word! Surely there is an author out there in dire need of a lucky black cat, as well as a most excellent mouser for their castle or private island? An artist who deserves to have Scardeycat lay at her feet and dream of that one time she ate a frozen pigeon, while Toast proves he can climb anything climbable and many non-climbable surfaces?

THESE COULD BE YOUR CATS.  Contact candice.velasco@gmail.com  to come meet Scardeycat and Toast and fall in love with them and take them home.

(If it weren’t for that pesky ‘I kinda sorta almost died that one time’ incident, believe me, I would.)

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Could we maybe get a location?

Within Driving distance of Chicago, and we’re happy to meet the adopter halfway :)

The calico nugget in the photos above is currently torturing Wink with her presence. Scaredy made good kittens. Anyone looking for cats in the nearby place, go raise a query.

TRUFAX. My cats Flynn and Shadow are two of Scardeycat’s babies and indeed wonderful cats, as have been every single one of Scardey’s kittens that I have met.

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THESE COULD BE YOUR CATS. candice.velasco@gmail.com #formerferal #catandkitten #mamacat #tuxedocat #blackcat #adoptacat #fostercat #fostercats #fostercatsofinstagram #cats #catsofinstagram

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taraljc

Meet Scardeycat, and her intrepid son, Toast.

I first met Scardeycat circa late 2015/early 2016. She used to freeze when she saw me sat in the chair outside my back door, and then run away. I would feed her, but she wouldn’t start eating until I had gone. It took about a year, but soon she safe minimum distance shrank to about 6 feet and she became a regular. And mostly she lived under the deck on top of the garage.

Emboldened, with the help of my bff @lemonsharks I built two DIY winter feral cat shelters and place them outside my back door. I was convinced I had failed, and the shelters were useless, but Candice insisted they  were but just not when I could see cos cats are nocturnal mostly.

Then in the cold and wet spring of 2017, Scardeycat had a litter of kittens under the deck. She moved them, when the weather got colder and wetter, into one of the shelters. 

I spent pretty much all of April and May feeding mama and babies, and hanging out with them and unknowlingly socialising Scardeycat, who stopped hissing (mostly) and safe minimum distance shrank to about 8 inches. But four kittens was a lot of kittens and it was stressing her out, so Candice and I kidnapped the babies, who I’d named Flynn, Jones, Stone, And Cain. They came to live at Candice’s apartment, and we socialised them mostly through Stockholm Syndrome, and we kept Flynn and took the other Librarian kittens to the Anti-Cruelty Society who got them adopted out in less than a week.

Flynn is the best cat ever, except for your cat, who is also the best cat ever.

We kept saying we would TNR Scardeycat, but before we could, in most likely September, she had another litter of kittens–this time just two. I named them Shadow and Ghost, based on their behaviour. Shadow never left Scardeycat’s side, while Ghost took off like their ass was on fire every time I came outside until the lure of free wet food and heated cat shelters proved too much to ignore.

When I came back from two weeks with my family, during which time Candice and my upstairs neighbours had been in charge of feeding the ferals, Ghost disappeared. I choose to believe they were adopted and are now an indoor cat living the cushy life of a beloved pet. In the meantime, I bonded with Shadow, and Scardeycat had moved permanently from beneath the deck to the heated cat shelters.

Then in mid-January, Scardeycat went into heat. Tomcats from miles around appeared in out back garden, and annoyed one of the owners in my building, who gave me an ultimatum: stop feeding the cats, or bring them inside, or he was calling Animal Control. On top of that, one tom was very aggressive, and kept cornering and attacking Shadow. So I lured Shadow into my basement apartment with wet food. We got her into the guest bath after a week in the Utility Room with the intent of socialising her and getting her adopted.

At this point, I should probably mention there was water damage from a massive leak next to my HVAC system, as well as mould and mildew and God knows what else in the Utility Room. So I ended up with bronchitis in February, but it passed and I realised one day that o shit I was screwed, I was in love with Shadow the Pineapple Upsidedown Cat.

Fast forward to April. Scardeycat had another litter of kittens in the cat shelter, which was now located directly outside my back door. We got the entire nest into the utility room, and then like a horrible person, used the babies as bait to get Scardey to follow them inside. Mum and babies were transferred to guest bath, and the PLAN was to socialise them and get them all adopted.

The PLAN went all to hell when, less than a week later, I had a severe asthma attack and ended up in the ICU with acute respiratory failure, and spent 10 days on a ventilator. Candice and her wonderful roommate Mel took in Shadow, Scardey, and the babies, I recovered, spent three weeks with my family in Florida after rehab, and three of the four kittens–named Pita, Tortilla, Baguette, and Toast–were adopted.

Long story short, we would prefer it if the now completely non-feral Scardeycat and her ridiculous intrepid son Toast can be adopted together, because we feel guilty for repeatedly kidnapping Scardeycat’s babies. Also, for those of you who are concerned, Shadowcat is still at Candice’s, and I visit her and Flynn as often as I can.

Scardey and Toast have lived with Candice since April 16, and are wonderful cats. Toast is a slut for cuddles, and he has been altered, and his ears are too big for his head and he’s ridiculous. Scardey has all her shots and had her 3D Kitten Printer removed in May, and is still small, and quiet, but she will come up onto Candice’s bed and allow herself to be cuddled and even picked up and snuggled, but she mostly is not a lap cat. She is however a wonderful cat. She has had a very very hard life, and now deserves a Forever Home with humans who cater to her every desire, and she and Toast can have long and happy lives as indoor cats.

Here’s where you come in! Do you or someone you know love cats? Are you within driving distance of Chicago? PLEASE ADOPT THESE CATS. They are amazing pets, and need a home. They are fixed, vaxxed, and chipped, and ready to go onto their next great adventure! 

PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST. Spread the word, and help us find a Forever Home for Scardeycat and Toast.

Apologies for the image-heavy-ness, but how else can we convince you that Scardeycat and Toast are WONDERFUL CATS and that you should help them finally have a Forever Home?

Please help spread the word! Surely there is an author out there in dire need of a lucky black cat, as well as a most excellent mouser for their castle or private island? An artist who deserves to have Scardeycat lay at her feet and dream of that one time she ate a frozen pigeon, while Toast proves he can climb anything climbable and many non-climbable surfaces?

THESE COULD BE YOUR CATS.  Contact candice.velasco@gmail.com to come meet Scardeycat and Toast and fall in love with them and take them home.

(If it weren’t for that pesky ‘I kinda sorta almost died that one time’ incident, believe me, I would.)

REBLOG, RETWEET, REGRAM

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THESE COULD BE YOUR CATS. candice.velasco@gmail.com #formerferal #catandkitten #mamacat #tuxedocat #blackcat #adoptacat #fostercat #fostercats #fostercatsofinstagram #cats #catsofinstagram

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Meet Scardeycat, and her intrepid son, Toast.

I first met Scardeycat circa late 2015/early 2016. She used to freeze when she saw me sat in the chair outside my back door, and then run away. I would feed her, but she wouldn’t start eating until I had gone. It took about a year, but soon she safe minimum distance shrank to about 6 feet and she became a regular. And mostly she lived under the deck on top of the garage.

Emboldened, with the help of my bff @lemonsharks I built two DIY winter feral cat shelters and place them outside my back door. I was convinced I had failed, and the shelters were useless, but Candice insisted they  were but just not when I could see cos cats are nocturnal mostly.

Then in the cold and wet spring of 2017, Scardeycat had a litter of kittens under the deck. She moved them, when the weather got colder and wetter, into one of the shelters. 

I spent pretty much all of April and May feeding mama and babies, and hanging out with them and unknowlingly socialising Scardeycat, who stopped hissing (mostly) and safe minimum distance shrank to about 8 inches. But four kittens was a lot of kittens and it was stressing her out, so Candice and I kidnapped the babies, who I’d named Flynn, Jones, Stone, And Cain. They came to live at Candice’s apartment, and we socialised them mostly through Stockholm Syndrome, and we kept Flynn and took the other Librarian kittens to the Anti-Cruelty Society who got them adopted out in less than a week.

Flynn is the best cat ever, except for your cat, who is also the best cat ever.

We kept saying we would TNR Scardeycat, but before we could, in most likely September, she had another litter of kittens–this time just two. I named them Shadow and Ghost, based on their behaviour. Shadow never left Scardeycat’s side, while Ghost took off like their ass was on fire every time I came outside until the lure of free wet food and heated cat shelters proved too much to ignore.

When I came back from two weeks with my family, during which time Candice and my upstairs neighbours had been in charge of feeding the ferals, Ghost disappeared. I choose to believe they were adopted and are now an indoor cat living the cushy life of a beloved pet. In the meantime, I bonded with Shadow, and Scardeycat had moved permanently from beneath the deck to the heated cat shelters.

Then in mid-January, Scardeycat went into heat. Tomcats from miles around appeared in out back garden, and annoyed one of the owners in my building, who gave me an ultimatum: stop feeding the cats, or bring them inside, or he was calling Animal Control. On top of that, one tom was very aggressive, and kept cornering and attacking Shadow. So I lured Shadow into my basement apartment with wet food. We got her into the guest bath after a week in the Utility Room with the intent of socialising her and getting her adopted.

At this point, I should probably mention there was water damage from a massive leak next to my HVAC system, as well as mould and mildew and God knows what else in the Utility Room. So I ended up with bronchitis in February, but it passed and I realised one day that o shit I was screwed, I was in love with Shadow the Pineapple Upsidedown Cat.

Fast forward to April. Scardeycat had another litter of kittens in the cat shelter, which was now located directly outside my back door. We got the entire nest into the utility room, and then like a horrible person, used the babies as bait to get Scardey to follow them inside. Mum and babies were transferred to guest bath, and the PLAN was to socialise them and get them all adopted.

The PLAN went all to hell when, less than a week later, I had a severe asthma attack and ended up in the ICU with acute respiratory failure, and spent 10 days on a ventilator. Candice and her wonderful roommate Mel took in Shadow, Scardey, and the babies, I recovered, spent three weeks with my family in Florida after rehab, and three of the four kittens–named Pita, Tortilla, Baguette, and Toast–were adopted.

Long story short, we would prefer it if the now completely non-feral Scardeycat and her ridiculous intrepid son Toast can be adopted together, because we feel guilty for repeatedly kidnapping Scardeycat’s babies. Also, for those of you who are concerned, Shadowcat is still at Candice’s, and I visit her and Flynn as often as I can.

Scardey and Toast have lived with Candice since April 16, and are wonderful cats. Toast is a slut for cuddles, and he has been altered, and his ears are too big for his head and he’s ridiculous. Scardey has all her shots and had her 3D Kitten Printer removed in May, and is still small, and quiet, but she will come up onto Candice’s bed and allow herself to be cuddled and even picked up and snuggled, but she mostly is not a lap cat. She is however a wonderful cat. She has had a very very hard life, and now deserves a Forever Home with humans who cater to her every desire, and she and Toast can have long and happy lives as indoor cats.

Here’s where you come in! Do you or someone you know love cats? Are you within driving distance of Chicago? PLEASE ADOPT THESE CATS. They are amazing pets, and need a home. They are fixed, vaxxed, and chipped, and ready to go onto their next great adventure! 

PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST. Spread the word, and help us find a Forever Home for Scardeycat and Toast.

Apologies for the image-heavy-ness, but how else can we convince you that Scardeycat and Toast are WONDERFUL CATS and that you should help them finally have a Forever Home?

Please help spread the word! Surely there is an author out there in dire need of a lucky black cat, as well as a most excellent mouser for their castle or private island? An artist who deserves to have Scardeycat lay at her feet and dream of that one time she ate a frozen pigeon, while Toast proves he can climb anything climbable and many non-climbable surfaces?

THESE COULD BE YOUR CATS.  Contact candice.velasco@gmail.com to come meet Scardeycat and Toast and fall in love with them and take them home.

(If it weren’t for that pesky ‘I kinda sorta almost died that one time’ incident, believe me, I would.)

REBLOG, RETWEET, REGRAM

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The day I went into the ICU, my bff @lemonsharks brought Shadow, Scardeycat, and her 4 newborn kittens home, and has been taking care of the whole family ever since (including some very hefty vet bills). 

She is an AMAZING freelance copywriter but her current gig ends soon, so tip jar:  https://paypal.me/CandiceVelascoXII

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For the record I’m hoping to raise about $600 -

$400 - initial vet visit (Health check all; dewormer all; FIV/FeLV test mama (both negative!)

$120 - food and litter (they collectively eat 25oz wet food per day and … eliminate a corresponding amount of poo)

$150 - follow-up vet exam (exam for Pita and Toast, who had heart murmur, and take home dewormer for Tortilla, Baguette, and Scaredy)

Upcoming expenses:

$100 spay/vax/chip for Scaredy, who no longer qualifies as a feral for free services

??? Cleaning service for the Cat Quarantine Area (AKA my bedroom); I want to be sure that the space is safe for the resident cats.

(my girlfriend @hornkerling replaced the litter boxes and cat tree for me while she was here because she is wonderful)

And since you made it this far, have some more cats:

BABIEZ

For those of you who have followed The Epic Saga of Scareycat & Family all the way back to when it began, here is a reminder that @lemonsharks is awesome, and has been paying vet bills, and for food and litter this whole time. We are both unemployed, and I am currently surviving by selling off 2/3rds of my 1:6 scale fashion doll collection and kick in $100 when I can. But simply because they are my friends and good people, Candice and Mel have taken in 6 additional cats in the last 4 months, on top of their two cats, and my cat Flynn, of whom I share custody with Candice.

Guys. GUYS. Even for people who love cats, 9 cats is a lot of cats in a 2 bedroom apartment. And tho 3 of the 4 kittens have been adopted, it’s still 6 cats cos I can’t take Shadow and Flynn home with me until I have a bunch of medical stuff done, have gone back on my allergy drops, and then can convince my family that I can have a cat without dying.

So if you can, please consider dropping some $$$ in the tip jar:  https://paypal.me/CandiceVelascoXII

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THESE COULD BE YOUR CATS. candice.velasco@gmail.com #formerferal #catandkitten #mamacat #tuxedocat #blackcat #adoptacat #fostercat #fostercats #fostercatsofinstagram #cats #catsofinstagram

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taraljc

Meet Scardeycat, and her intrepid son, Toast.

I first met Scardeycat circa late 2015/early 2016. She used to freeze when she saw me sat in the chair outside my back door, and then run away. I would feed her, but she wouldn’t start eating until I had gone. It took about a year, but soon she safe minimum distance shrank to about 6 feet and she became a regular. And mostly she lived under the deck on top of the garage.

Emboldened, with the help of my bff @lemonsharks I built two DIY winter feral cat shelters and place them outside my back door. I was convinced I had failed, and the shelters were useless, but Candice insisted they  were but just not when I could see cos cats are nocturnal mostly.

Then in the cold and wet spring of 2017, Scardeycat had a litter of kittens under the deck. She moved them, when the weather got colder and wetter, into one of the shelters. 

I spent pretty much all of April and May feeding mama and babies, and hanging out with them and unknowlingly socialising Scardeycat, who stopped hissing (mostly) and safe minimum distance shrank to about 8 inches. But four kittens was a lot of kittens and it was stressing her out, so Candice and I kidnapped the babies, who I’d named Flynn, Jones, Stone, And Cain. They came to live at Candice’s apartment, and we socialised them mostly through Stockholm Syndrome, and we kept Flynn and took the other Librarian kittens to the Anti-Cruelty Society who got them adopted out in less than a week.

Flynn is the best cat ever, except for your cat, who is also the best cat ever.

We kept saying we would TNR Scardeycat, but before we could, in most likely September, she had another litter of kittens–this time just two. I named them Shadow and Ghost, based on their behaviour. Shadow never left Scardeycat’s side, while Ghost took off like their ass was on fire every time I came outside until the lure of free wet food and heated cat shelters proved too much to ignore.

When I came back from two weeks with my family, during which time Boo and my upstairs neighbours had been in charge of feeding the ferals, Ghost disappeared. I choose to believe they were adopted and are now an indoor cat living the cushy life of a beloved pet. In the meantime, I bonded with Shadow, and Scardeycat had moved permanently from beneath the deck to the heated cat shelters.

Then in mid-January, Scardeycat went into heat. Tomcats from miles around appeared in out back garden, and annoyed one of the owners in my building, who gave me an ultimatum: stop feeding the cats, or bring them inside, or he was calling Animal Control. On top of that, one tom was very aggressive, and kept cornering and attacking Shadow. So I lured Shadow into my basement apartment with wet food. We got her into the guest bath after a week in the Utility Room with the intent of socialising her and getting her adopted.

At this point, I should probably mention there was water damage from a massive leak next to my HVAC system, as well as mould and mildew and God knows what else in the Utility Room. So I ended up with bronchitis in February, but it passed and I realised one day that o shit I was screwed, I was in love with Shadow the Pineapple Upsidedown Cat.

Fast forward to April. Scardeycat had another litter of kittens in the cat shelter, which was now located directy outside my back door. We got the entire nest into the utility room, and then like a horrible person, used the babies as bait to get Scardey to follow them inside. Mum and babies were transferred to guest bath, and the PLAN was to socialise them and get them all adopted.

The PLAN went all to hell when, less than a week later, I had a severe asthma attack and ended up in the ICU with acute respiratory failure, and spent 10 days on a ventilator. Candice and her wonderful roommate Mel took in Shadow, Scardey, and the babies, I recovered, spent three weeks with my family in Florida after rehab, and three of the four kittens–named Pita, Tortilla, Baguette, and Toast–were adopted.

Long story short, we would prefer it if the now completely non-feral Scardeycat and her ridiculous intrepid son Toast can be adopted together, because we feel guilty for repeatedly kidnapping Scardeycat’s babies. Also, for those of you who are concerned, Shadowcat is still at Candice’s, and I visit her and Flynn as often as I can.

Scardey and Toast have lived with Candice since April 16, and are wonderful cats. Toast is a slut for cuddles, and he has been altered, and his ears are too big for his head and he’s ridiculous. Scardeyca has all her shots and had her 3D Kitten Printer removed in May, and is still small, and quiet, but she will come up onto Candice’s bed and allow herself to be cuddled and even picked up and snuggled, but she mostly is not a lap cat.She is however a wonderful cat. She has had a very very hard life, and now deserves a Forever Home with humans who cater to her every desire, and she and Toast can have long and happy lives as indoor cats.

Here’s where you come in! Do you or someone you know love cats? Are you within driving distance of Chicago? PLEASE ADOPT THESE CATS. They are amazing pets, and need a home. They are fixed, vaxxed, and chipped, and ready to go onto their next great adventure! 

PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST. Spread the word, and help us find a Forever Home for Scardeycat and Toast.

Apologies for the image-heavy-ness, but how else can we convince you that Scardeycat and Toast are WONDERFUL CATS and that you should help them finally have a Forever Home?

Please help spread the word! Surely there is an author out there in dire need of a lucky black cat, as well as a most excellent mouser for their castle or private island? An artist who deserves to have Scardeycat lay at her feet and dream of that one time she ate a frozen pigeon, while Toast proves he can climb anything climbable and many non-climbable surfaces?

THESE COULD BE YOUR CATS.  Contact candice.velasco@gmail.com to come meet Scardeycat and Toast and fall in love with them and take them home.

(If it weren’t for that pesky ‘I kinda sorta almost died that one time’ incident, believe me, I would.)

REBLOG, RETWEET, REGRAM

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The more of your works that I read, the more I've come to the conclusion that the reason you write so much about the Folk is because you absolutely made a deal for excellent writing skills.

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There is a non-zero chance I sold my soul at the crossroads.  We have been on watch for the deal coming due for years.

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Non-zero chance as in you’re being coy about it, or non-zero chance as in you aren’t sure whether you managed to actually sell it?

The latter.  If I were the sort of spirit that makes deals at the crossroads, removing the conscious memory of the exchange would be a high priority, if only for the sake of keeping people from having a fiddler on call.

OK but if I remember correctly, you do have a fiddler on-call.

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OK, so, here’s the thing about Hail, Caesar!

I love this movie. I love this movie so, SO much more than I probably should. But I do. And reading reviews, wow did everybody else seem to see a completely different picture that I did. They talk about meandering plots and character cameos and how it’s a movie about faith, but they don’t seem to get it. They think it’s a wacky, sardonic comedy that doesn’t quite do what they think it’s supposed to do. But well... they’re wrong.

Hail, Caesar! is a caper. It’s set in a styalised, hilarious version of the tail end of the Golden Age of Hollywood, and it’s hilariously funny in ways you have to see to believe. 

Bu even ast it’s an entertaining caper, what it is to me is the story of a man who is trying to make a decision that would be smarter, healthier, and better for him in the long run in every single way--except the truth is that he utterly and completely thrives on the chaos of making movies. And so he has to choose between what looks amazing on paper, versus what feeds his soul. He has to choose what should make him happy, over what does make him happy.

Um... I may over-identify with Eddie Mannix.

Also, at no point is the entire mirror narrative of Hobie Doyle not perfect in every single way, and if anyone says differently so help me I will fight everyone in this bar. Because while Eddie 100% sincerely believes in Capitol Pictures with the kind of belief normally reserved for religions, Hobie doesn’t take any of that stuff seriously at all. Because he’s a real person with a solid sense of self who knows he lucked out and that’s about it. And Hobie Doyle may not know what to do in a Noel Coward drawing room, but straight up knows exactly what to do when it comes to people. Because he pays attention and he effortlessly understands people. 

There’s just this AMAZING moment when for no reason at all, Eddie tells Hobie something he really probably shouldn’t ought to have, out of a sincere moment of “wtf do I do?” and THE ENTIRE MOVIE TURNS ON THIS MOMENT in ways I can’t describe. But let’s just say that every time I say “Hobie Doyle has seen things. Hobie Doyle has seen some shit.” it’s for a real solid reason.

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So, I kinda sorta did a thing.

As part of The [Grand] Plan, I have set up a Patreon. I was going to launch it last month, but per usual, life happened. However, I thought you all might like to know what The Plan actually is

So, check out my Patreon page, and learn about how I am trying to turn my freelance career into a real fulltime job. This won’t happen over night, but I’ve been working on a sort of Five Year Plan. 

(And I promise, none of the steps involve collecting underwear.)

Sooooo…. the timing on The [Grand] Plan has been moved up, due to losing my day job last week! HOW EXCITING IS THAT?

So if you want to check out my Patreon, hire me to make you cool stuff like print/ebook/cd covers, posters, tee-shirts, etc, or buy one of the still in stock and ready to be mailed Full of Briars prints, now is an excellent time!

(FYI, once production costs are covered, all the profits from the FoB prints will go to Seanan McGuire’s cat’s vet bills.)

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mizkit

Fringe-element is my go-to cover designer & I love her & she’s wonderful & you should hire her!

YOU’RE MY FAVOURITE.

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So, I kinda sorta did a thing.

As part of The [Grand] Plan, I have set up a Patreon. I was going to launch it last month, but per usual, life happened. However, I thought you all might like to know what The Plan actually is

So, check out my Patreon page, and learn about how I am trying to turn my freelance career into a real fulltime job. This won’t happen over night, but I’ve been working on a sort of Five Year Plan. 

(And I promise, none of the steps involve collecting underwear.)

Sooooo.... the timing on The [Grand] Plan has been moved up, due to losing my day job last week! HOW EXCITING IS THAT?

So if you want to check out my Patreon, hire me to make you cool stuff like print/ebook/cd covers, posters, tee-shirts, etc, or buy one of the still in stock and ready to be mailed Full of Briars prints, now is an excellent time!

(FYI, once production costs are covered, all the profits from the FoB prints will go to Seanan McGuire’s cat’s vet bills.)

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wordsmithdee

At some point I need to find the motivation to clean up my desk. Its a mess and I hate it.

I find the best motivation to clean my desk is usually either “where the hell is my one lone binder clip goddammit I know I have one?” or “I know I have a Target giftcard here somewhere, I just saw it yesterday.”

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Adele: drops 25, a beautiful new album, much like the last one, but still a fantastic stand-alone collection of new material that highlights everything we love about her as an artist, a solid 9/10.

Beyonce: DROPS LEMONADE, A FULL ALBUM ALONG WITH STUNNINGLY COREOGRAPHED VISUALS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THAT GOES PLATINUM BY THE TIME THE SUN RISES. NOBODY SLEPT THAT NIGHT. THE LYRICS LEAD TO AT LEAST A DOZEN NEW PHRASES, REFERENCES, AND SLANG TERMS THAT ARE STILL CONSTANTLY BEING USED IN SOCIETY. EVERY VIDEO EITHER KILLS OR GIVES LIFE OR BOTH. EVERY SONG IS AN ANTHEM FOR A SPECIFIC PART OF THE STRUGGLE OF EXISTING AS A BLACK WOMAN IN AMERICA. EVERYONE IS INSPIRED TO STAND IN FORMATION AND ADDRESS THE ATROCITIES OF THE PATRIARCHY. ADELE DECLARES THIS HER NEW FAVORITE ALBUM. SERENA WILLIAMS WAS THERE. PRINCE DANCED ON PURPLE CLOUDS. BLACK PEOPLE SMILING EVERYWHERE. SCORE: 200/10.

Grammys: And album of the year goes to Adele for 25.

Adele: no.

did she actually give her award to B? Cos that’s hardcore, I totally respect that.